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Patton Speech Posted by: deadbolt8706 Video duration: 294 seconds Global video hits: 349144 Patton speech in Los Angeles 1945 and death. Narrated by Ronald Reagan Related: george, patton, speech, ww2, death Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: I'm Norwegian, but ... By: achantus1. on 19 May 12, 19:56:05 I'm Norwegian, but for me, Patton is a real hero! WW II would perhaps have been a longer and even more? costly conflict if not for him. I see every day how the western world is going down the drain. We could certainly need a few Pattons now. conspiracy theories ... By: troddsy. on 19 May 12, 14:52:39 conspiracy theories dwindled rather quickly over time but yeah he was hated by Everyone from driving them so hard. its obvious he Had to have been setup but much much Too long ago to theorise. there's always a massive speech done by every euro leader at that time but hardly? any by patton. why? too busy fighting the krauts doing what england should have cleaned up themselves. now they say yanks didnt win it for them. tell that to the 40,000 underground not to mention injured. brits never learn... You forgot? ... By: btj89. on 18 May 12, 19:28:42 You forgot? irrational right-wing radicals. We need more ... By: iPumpIron4Fun. on 18 May 12, 16:05:39 We need more general pattons in america today. He's probably rolled? over in his grave if he saw how pathetic we are today, liberals, anti-american war protesters, hippies, occupy wall street, sue for everything parasites, welfare lovers, absolutely disgraceful. still suspicious ... By: SKIFFDRIVER. on 16 May 12, 10:01:11 still suspicious that car accident, sure looks as if PATTON/whoever would have been a powerfull ticket? to beat in 48, thats what Im saying My great- ... By: musicMan1445. on 15 May 12, 06:19:45 My great-grandfather fought for this Man True? American hero Still in the loony- ... By: SatchmoSings. on 14 May 12, 12:48:11 Still in the loony-bin, I see, sneaking in to? use the computer in the nurse's station. Have fun!! Satchmo Sings again ... By: Ronluther48. on 14 May 12, 10:53:38 Satchmo Sings again! The guy who celebrated his beloved Zionists murdering American military, more murders than the USS Cole and Major Nidal Malik Hasan combined. Satchmo brags that? Israel has the obligation to steal technology USA gave to Israel for it's defense and sell it to the Chinese who used it against US Troops in Afghanistan and Iraq. Of course, he praises Israel & Pollard 4 their betrayal. AND LOVES Israel for the Lavon Affair. He hates the USA & America Something seems to? ... By: Ronluther48. on 14 May 12, 10:48:52 Something seems to? be missing in your translation. you guys need to ... By: DJRAKKK. on 14 May 12, 10:03:15 you guys need to look up why theres a fucking Taliban in the first place...It sure wants because Obama likes gays. ? 5billion years ago ... By: DJRAKKK. on 14 May 12, 10:01:53 5billion years ago he didnt really like Niggers Spics or Jews or anyone diffrent. just like the GOP party now..so no..he wouldnt like it at all. Meanwhile in this world we live in...I dont blame Obama i blame the people for not fighting for its rights and letting Wall street and Large corporations take over this great country that this god damn legend of a man Bled and fought to protect. Stop crying the Nigga got into office and its all? broken ..Start fighting the issues the Real issues. Well for one thing, ... By: SatchmoSings. on 12 May 12, 18:38:16 Well for one thing, Patton hated Jews. But anyway, it's all been downhill since LBJ (and to a smaller degree, under Eisenhower and JFK); Romney won't be any different than the transition that occurred when Obama took over from Bush; same shit, different day. While I didn't like a lot about Ron Paul, at least he genuinely represented something? genuinely different. Electorally ... By: Drex50000. on 12 May 12, 03:33:13 Electorally speaking, Obama and? his thugs are so going down this November. I cannot wait. What would Patton think of America today? I'm sort of glad he isn't here to see it. Thank you. Often ... By: coolmamac. on 12 May 12, 01:44:40 Thank you. Often the books? are much better. I hope our library has it. It speaks of ur ... By: Ronluther48. on 11 May 12, 11:25:03 It speaks of ur values. You love the guy who loved the Taliban. I KNOW you see NOTHING wrong with the Taliban... you haven't got anything to educate anyone with. THE USA is in the trouble we are in because of? values like yours. People like you are lost causes; BUT serve to expose your kind of bigotry, hatred for those not exactly like you. You wrote you want to drop nuclear weapons on innocent people; that would include Christians in those Countries. What do you have against Christians too? Never heard him ... By: jerryg1964. on 10 May 12, 21:00:45 Never heard him speak before ... sounds strange when you've seen George C. Scott in the movie so many times? You lie again. So; ... By: Ronluther48. on 10 May 12, 14:56:05 You lie again. So; you worship Reagan but NOW deny it? GOOD. Consider yourself educated. I salute theMarine who served. Why didn't you? As I wrote before; you are another paper tiger who hasn't a clue what war is. You quote movies, books.? another sophomoric excuse. Maybe you love his concept of the UBER Rich trickling down on the middle class? Maybe the huge debt he left behind? Clearly, he loved the Taliban. What in YOUR imagination makes Reagan the patriot you claim him to be? Of course you ... By: Ronluther48. on 10 May 12, 14:50:02 Of course you wouldn't understand that when you lie it shows your lack of integrity, self worth, sense of self honor. Honest men do what they say they are going to do OR they don't say it in the FIRST place. IF? you were honest, you'd know that . Yes, I did fight a war. That u chose to sit it out explains EVEN more about your lack of perspective & understanding. So, r u NOW going to honor yourself or continue to lie? You clearly write things you don't mean. You are yet another paper tiger. Google the name and ... By: Ignatowski917. on 10 May 12, 05:24:58 Google the name and learn...or read "Flags of Our Fathers." Dont' just watch the (pathetically bad) Eastwood movie. No. Read the BOOK and? learn about what it was Eastwood (the Japanese apologist) didn't want you to know anything of. Then read "Flyboys" and learn even more. And then watch episode 10, "Why we Fight" from Band of Brothers. All basic stuff, all on point, and all, quite likely examples of things you've never even heard of, let alone been exposed to..or forced to confront. Re, Ignatowski: I ... By: Ignatowski917. on 10 May 12, 05:18:04 Re, Ignatowski: I don't use the name lightly--I use it in all? humility, and only to honor a man who truly gave his all, and more, for this country. Iggi was like many others that day, I imagine, who charged up the beaches of Iwo Jima. But so what? If he did so in the company of many others, does that diminish the courage of even one of them? No! I think not. Unfortunately the price he paid for his courage was just about as high a price as could be asked of a man. But he risked it too. Ai-yi-YI! This man ... By: Ignatowski917. on 10 May 12, 05:01:27 Ai-yi-YI! This man RonL48 simply cannot be edumacated! :D Really...it has nothing at all do do with "honor"...so unhinge yourself from that concept, guy. I didn't fight any war, but nor did you. So get a grip (or, rather, release your all-too-very-tight one). What happened in THIS video happened well before either you or I came upon the scene...and it occurred in reference to neither of us, either. What happened here was in reference only to WWII.? And that very era alone. Seriously...how ... By: Ignatowski917. on 10 May 12, 04:45:08 Seriously...how many times do I have to repeat it before you finally get it (or should I simply do so copying from other posts)? Is there even a slight chance you'll EVER get it? Repeat after me, please: Ignatowski DIDN'T vote for Reagan. Ignatowski? ISN'T a Republican, he's a conservative. Ignatowski DOESN'T support the Taliban. Hard, I know...but all true. So DO try. Last: I post as "Ignatowski" in honor of a US Marine who was tortured and then murdered at Iwo Jima. A patriot. Second time? This ... By: Ronluther48. on 10 May 12, 03:20:17 Second time? This is your 8th post AFTER you wrote you weren't going to post :-) Clearly, you can't even count... WOW... Hero... Patriot???? What is there about Reagan loving the Taliban so much that makes him a Patriot to you? HE ran up HUGE debt; he lied about Iran Contra...? clearly you have Republican values if THAT is your idea of Patriotism. Geezus, what an ... By: Ignatowski917. on 10 May 12, 03:08:31 Geezus, what an idiot you are. Reagan ISN'T my hero, fool, ...I just happen to think he was enough of a patriot that his narration of this clip? is worthwhile. And that's ALL!. Yes, I mention the Taliban because I had to decide about that "Catch22" *....about whether or not to address them (the issue). [* Catch 22...no...you won't even know what it referred to the last/first time.] So you won't know this time either, and so I willingly, gladly choose to go the other way this second time. Are you denying he ... By: Ronluther48. on 10 May 12, 03:05:14 Are you denying he was part of the? 3RD Reich? Read history... or stay uninformed too. Incredible! New George S Patton speech! Iran & modern warfare Posted by: scenesofaudio Video duration: 501 seconds Global video hits: 2830896 Awe-inspiring performance! Writer/Actor/Comedia n, MikeKaminski.com as General George S. Patton...rants about Iraq and the modern world situation! "An absolute must-see!!" Related: iran, veterans, day, memorial, joe, the, plumber, parody, republican, democrat, holocaust, jewish, sarah, palin, oil, fuel, patton, iraq, world, war, bush, clinton, obama, john, mccain, america, freedom, imitation, presidential, election, support, campaign, democrats, republicans, nazi, hitler, animation, cartoon, funny, comedy, comedian, stock, market, depression, economy, socialism, impression, caliendo, news, today, debate, petraeus, military, mike, kaminski, warfare, politics, religion, commentary Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: FABULOUS!!!!!!!!!? By: 1989rdl. on 26 May 12, 06:44:31 FABULOUS!!!!!!!!!? That being said, I ... By: DragcoDavid. on 22 May 12, 17:02:10 That being said, I must say that this "War on Terror" is different from World War II. Before, it was Germany trying to take over the world. This war is? about them possibly having a nuke, and worse case scenario, them using it on a neighbor. There was never a chance of them having an Intercontinental Ballistic Missile. This war is a religious war, about Israel worried about being attacked, and it's been going on for 5000 years. If they used a nuke, we would nuke 'em to green glass. Stop worrying. While I may not ... By: DragcoDavid. on 22 May 12, 16:48:47 While I may not totally agree with the message, I do admire how true to Patton this is. If Patton was around in this time and day, I do believe he would say something at least very similar. Everything I've seen? and heard about the man would say he would agree with this, at least for the most part. ''lord have mercy' ... By: TheUSlandlord. on 20 May 12, 22:15:20 ''lord have mercy''? sorry im an athiest lol WOW! You're ... By: airassualt100. on 20 May 12, 20:45:44 WOW! You're brilliant! You sure know what you're talking about! Seriously,get a life you useless fuckin homo. Lord have mercy! You are like that Chatty Cathy doll that never shuts the fuck? up. Bye bye dip shit, this stupid pissing contest you are raging is officially over LMAO besides? defeat you ... By: TheUSlandlord. on 20 May 12, 06:56:41 besides? defeat you lol what did they ever ... By: TheUSlandlord. on 20 May 12, 06:56:19 what did they ever do to you? ? we still have the ... By: REDNECKFURYFTW. on 19 May 12, 23:05:53 we still have the Taliban? to deal with. no wonder shes an ... By: TheUSlandlord. on 19 May 12, 22:52:06 no wonder shes an ex? wife ,all you must have done all day is lay your fat ass out on the sofa jerking off over war for freedom videos lol Good God! Get a ... By: airassualt100. on 19 May 12, 14:45:26 Good God! Get a life homo! This? conversation is over. You bitch more than my ex wife! LMAO! So why the ... By: TheUSlandlord. on 19 May 12, 11:23:54 So why the continuing war then? it must be just US blood lust and? glory seeking i doubt it? we shot ... By: REDNECKFURYFTW. on 19 May 12, 05:31:55 i doubt it? we shot there leader in the face. and the 3 people left in Al queda that we haven't killed or captured. not much left of them. if Japan nuked USA ... By: TheUSlandlord. on 19 May 12, 05:26:28 if Japan nuked USA do you think you would ever be their allie again ,11 years after 911 your revenge is still hot? AlQueda will be an american allie in the future huh Granted? ,no way ... By: TheUSlandlord. on 19 May 12, 05:23:46 Granted? ,no way are we capable of murdering people of the scale the US is guilty of how is Japan now? ... By: REDNECKFURYFTW. on 19 May 12, 04:14:21 how is Japan now? Americas biggest Asian? Allie is Japan. and we did not know of how bad the radiation was, the first tests of the Nuclear weapon in america was in a perfectly flat desert and the radioactive martial was blown into the atmosphere and than harmlessly into space but the Japanese city's where surrounded by mountains and that contained the Blast and the radioactive material fell back to the earth causing much larger radiation doses than what was experienced in America. only America? has ... By: TheUSlandlord. on 19 May 12, 03:32:36 only America? has the mentality of murdering to ''save '' lives ..............you knew all about the radiation but you just didnt care yes, we have used ... By: REDNECKFURYFTW. on 19 May 12, 02:43:11 yes, we have used two Nuclear weapons in anger,but it saved life's in the long run if America had to invade japans main islands, hundreds of thousands more militants and innocents would have been killed not? just our side the Japanese side also. also this was the the first weapon of its kind to be used in combat and we had no idea of what would happen after the blast we never knew what horrors lay ahead with the radiation and fallout. they can do what ... By: TheUSlandlord. on 19 May 12, 02:21:33 they can do what they want doesnt the USA ? and they dont drop their nukes on? people ,where as you do North Korea? signed ... By: REDNECKFURYFTW. on 19 May 12, 02:06:47 North Korea? signed that document. we did not force them. the UN is the USA ... By: TheUSlandlord. on 19 May 12, 01:54:20 the UN is the USA didnt you know that lol? U.N banned the ... By: REDNECKFURYFTW. on 19 May 12, 01:04:40 U.N banned the creation of new nuclear warheads, N.Korea signed that? one How come americas ... By: TheUSlandlord. on 18 May 12, 22:05:41 How come americas nukes are? legal and North Koreas arnt ?Does the US makes the rules up? and what gives them that right ? i never said that ... By: REDNECKFURYFTW. on 18 May 12, 14:06:34 i never said that we don't have lies. at least we legally made are nuclear weapons. if you corrupt county even thinks about doing anything like test a another weapon China will run its boot so far up your ass you will be coughing shoelaces. you are just jealous? that the United States and her allies are 100 years ahead in technology compared to N.Korea. Remember America has never shown her full wrath to anybody, your just afraid that America will turn your county into dust. No, you're just ... By: airassualt100. on 18 May 12, 12:56:30 No, you're just jealous that you're not capable of it to the extent we are! LMAO!? PATTON (1970) Main Title - Movie Soundtrack By Jerry Goldsmith Posted by: thunderusa Video duration: 189 seconds Global video hits: 598283 Patton (1970) Movie Soundtrack By Jerry Goldsmith. I really enjoyed making this clip,awesome WAR soundtrack. Patton (1970) Main Title Related: patton, 1970, main, title, movie, soundtrack, by, jerry, goldsmith Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: I disagree. We ... By: mgmontgomery. on 22 May 12, 22:52:52 I disagree. We defeated them because they thought they could invade Russia while fighting against the US and UK in? Europe. Patton 1? Rommel 0 ... By: highintensityairsoft. on 21 May 12, 04:52:14 Patton 1? Rommel 0 Thanks General Its a shame that ... By: MrJoviun. on 17 May 12, 00:52:05 Its a shame that these days? all people want to do is bitch on YouTube about whether America saved Europe, or whether the British would have done fine on their own, but 70 years ago everyone was united towards a common goal, Americans killing Nazis, British killing Nazis, even the French killed a few Nazis. "Rommel",was ... By: raginroadrunner. on 16 May 12, 15:20:20 "Rommel",was probably the best field commander of the war. He could not get supplied in North Afrika and was pushed out. Had Hitler listened to Rommel's warning regarding the? Normandy invasion..the best we could have done is fought the Germans to a standstill. The Germans were by far the best commanded and led army in history...."FACT"...we defeated them by having more expendable men than they did. Song and movie ... By: WilliamBrothers. on 12 May 12, 23:41:04 Song and movie remind me of? my WW2 vet dad. RIP old man. He along with other ... By: 53bigmikejones. on 09 May 12, 22:27:02 He along with other famous Generals had a fighting spirit, one which we no longer seem to have. We are driven to political correctness and with? that, an enemy read "our play book". Of course, just wait because the media will announce each and every play before the QB calls it. Go figure. Thanks General Patton and others, for your greatness, we as a nation do not speak German or Bow to the Emperor of Japan. I don't? want to ... By: rebeljack1860. on 06 May 12, 00:09:24 I don't? want to get any messages saying that we're holding our position..... We'll let the hun do that. We're gonna grab'em by the nose and kick'em in the ass. We're gonna kick'em in the ass and go thru them like crap thru a goose....... I love this guys spirit uma linda cançao, e ... By: claudiojrg1. on 01 May 12, 19:58:25 uma linda cançao, e o filme e melhor? ainda This composition is ... By: Sopresaful. on 30 Apr 12, 16:58:31 This composition is amazing. Goldsmith took? in different aspects of Patton's life. His belief in reincarnation, which Goldsmith demonstrates with the repeated fanfare, his patriotic, warrior side with the epic marching tune, and his religiousness with the grand scale and organ at the beginning! It's truly a genius cue! "I don't like the ... By: CattleRanche. on 26 Apr 12, 06:12:55 "I don't like the Sons of Bitches, but I'd a mentioned them" One of America's greatest leaders and Generals of? all time. We need some ass kickers like him in Congress today, but it's just full of liberal pussies and limp noodles. one of my personal ... By: mudflap2264. on 22 Apr 12, 02:06:35 one of my personal heros..my uncle served under patton and he? hated him,but said he woulnt have cared to serve under any other general. Patton killed Nazis ... By: LEOPARDTWO. on 13 Apr 12, 23:18:50 Patton killed Nazis by the truckload. Therefore, Patton was good.? @Cracken1979? Where ... By: Stevezom. on 13 Apr 12, 07:11:11 @Cracken1979? Where are you from? Patton: tell? the ... By: ThatTankid. on 13 Apr 12, 01:22:21 Patton: tell? the general, I thinks he's a son of a bitch. *Translates* Translator: the general thinks you're a son of a bitch too... Patton: I'll drink to that! One son of a bitch to other! "No bastard ever ... By: Cracken1979. on 11 Apr 12, 19:04:24 "No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country." Yes, a mad man. A mad man I? admire cause he helped in the liberation of my country. Thank God he made all those German bastards die for their homeland. (If you consider this comment politically/nationally incorrect, you are right. Maybe so but ... By: TerranIsImba. on 08 Apr 12, 02:57:22 Maybe so but Bradley wouldn't have gotten his ass kicked if he wasnt. Good and? bad? you? were good son ... By: Xanatos1000. on 06 Apr 12, 21:14:32 you? were good son real good, maybe even the best george c scott was? ... By: 4736dmr. on 06 Apr 12, 02:57:53 george c scott was? so perfect for that role Take my word for it ... By: therongperson. on 05 Apr 12, 02:39:09 Take my word for it. Had Gen. Patton not been killed in that tragic car accident, he would have gone on to? Korea. There would be ONE Korea today, no Kim Jong Un, and possibly no red China. loool? By: Ragnar1001. on 02 Apr 12, 16:01:23 loool? ISTR that US Grant ... By: Weesel71. on 31 Mar 12, 00:01:44 ISTR that US Grant said similar to some junior officers: To hell with what Bobby Lee might do, I am concerned about what? we will do to him (roughly paraphrased). i? love that qute By: tom33461. on 29 Mar 12, 19:41:36 i? love that qute one of the greatest ... By: tom33461. on 29 Mar 12, 19:41:05 one of the greatest war movie themes ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!? I believe its " ... By: 1classicliberal. on 28 Mar 12, 00:07:48 I believe its "Romel, you MAGNIFICENT bastard, I? read your book!!!" Forget the politics ... By: chrisreporter. on 27 Mar 12, 13:34:09 Forget the politics. This is a great piece? of music. Patton Trailer Posted by: Sheepbait Video duration: 84 seconds Global video hits: 169608 This Trailer is made to make the film "Patton" look like a Action-Adventure, when its really just a bio pic. enjoy Related: patton, trailer, george, scott Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: you are why I am ... By: Sheepbait. on 29 Nov 10, 23:29:15 you are why I am disabling comments? on this video. We? need guys like ... By: eviltreemonster. on 29 Nov 10, 23:20:35 We? need guys like him to fight off the Muslims. Sorry man. I cut ... By: Sheepbait. on 31 Oct 10, 23:42:56 Sorry man. I cut this about 4-5 years ago and the Avid project I cut it in is long gone. I do? remember that it was from a CD of production music but unfortunately I do not remember the track name or the company of prod music it came from. Sorry! Dig around on freeplaymusic[dot]com, I use that all the time and there is always a lot of good stuff on there. Good luck on your project.! what's the name of? ... By: timi0000. on 27 Oct 10, 18:15:28 what's the name of? the song that comes on at 15 seconds? Read Carl D'Estes' ... By: LinnTractorNut. on 14 Oct 10, 01:13:17 Read Carl D'Estes' "Patton: A Genius For War" for the real Patton, and his chief intelligence officer, Oscar W. Koch's "G2: Intelligence For Patton" that reveals he tried to warn of the impending Argonne Invasion on Dec. 11th, 1944, because they realized the Germans were stock piling gasoline? in the forest, but Ike told them that was 7th army's problem and to mind their own sector, that is how they already planned to come to Gen. Clark's rescue, with three divisions in three days. the 4 people who ... By: quebecois12345. on 06 Sep 10, 20:06:59 the 4 people who dislike are probably soviet and should be slapt by general? Patton ouch! 1:07? By: sbenschwartz. on 03 Sep 10, 21:21:08 ouch! 1:07? people that arent ... By: ZAC2994. on 21 Jul 10, 08:40:49 people that arent american thats? who... fuck em! 1:09 lmao, the? ... By: PitbuyllGamingHounds. on 19 Jul 10, 23:09:26 1:09 lmao, the? tank ran over its troop! "I sure do, every ... By: jkkey. on 10 Jul 10, 02:07:00 "I sure do, every goddamn? day." usa can suck a ... By: Froggatt. on 04 Jul 10, 00:06:47 usa can suck a dogs? cock WHO ARE THE? 4 ... By: candyshit101. on 01 Jul 10, 04:12:00 WHO ARE THE? 4 people that dislike this?????!!!! anyways, patton is a truly great war movie, u just must see it, i can't describe how good it is y but they speak ... By: rabrab23. on 30 May 10, 08:53:06 y but they speak how a nazi, too -.-' agressiv, stump and with simple words so everybody? idiot can understand what he said. fuck patriotism its the seed of racism Patton Commander ... By: konistiger. on 24 May 10, 22:21:14 Patton Commander and Chief? Thanks!? By: Sheepbait. on 06 Mar 10, 01:48:56 Thanks!? I own the DVD. Its ... By: abrina7. on 05 Mar 10, 06:30:26 I own the DVD. Its definitely worth watching if you are a student of warfare like he was. But, I'm in training to be a Lieutenant, so my opinion? may be biased.... I LOVE this! ... By: abrina7. on 05 Mar 10, 06:29:22 I LOVE this! Wonderfully edited,? clips and music fit beautifully. the movie was so so ... By: tskonieczka. on 20 Feb 10, 07:28:37 the movie was so so, much of the equipment did not fit the period. Overall as a war movie I would say mediocre. George C. Scotts performance far more powerful than the special effects or equipment. In the long run Pattons message fell on deaf ears Roosevelt was too sick and Churchill too scared to go after the Reds. We had one chance to wipe them out in 1944 and 1945 could have saved 1/2 of? Europe and Asia from the Reds! AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!? By: sherminatorize. on 05 Feb 10, 21:35:05 AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!? This? is epic! By: Linkfiremblemace. on 01 Feb 10, 17:25:07 This? is epic! No glory after WW2? ... By: ebtricks. on 10 Jan 10, 21:01:11 No glory after WW2? I'd say there was plenty of glory in Korea, the Falklands Wars, and Desert Storm. But now, there are no glorious Generals such? as Patton, only glorious soldiers. Thanks!? By: Sheepbait. on 07 Jan 10, 17:17:04 Thanks!? That was really? ... By: marshfinch. on 07 Jan 10, 15:08:04 That was really? good. is it intersting? i ... By: paint9er. on 21 Nov 09, 18:05:46 is it intersting? i turned it on for about? 30 min and it didnt really look that great where are our ... By: pattonftw. on 26 Oct 09, 21:59:52 where are our pattons now as patton said all glory is fleeting and thats why there are no more patton there is no longer glory in war and there has not been a war? as glorious and great as WW2 so thats why there are no pattons there is no struggle great enough at the moment to create such a person 2012.04.27 - Patton Oswalt & Phoebe Tonkin - The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson [HD] Posted by: DrPinch2190 Video duration: 2253 seconds Global video hits: 27449 The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson April 27 2012 00:00 : 1. Intro 01:15 : 2. Monologue 10:35 : 3. Check the tweets and emails 16:00 : 4. Interview with Patton Oswalt 27:35 : 5. Interview with Phoebe Tonkin from "The Secret Circle" 37:07 : 6. Ending Related: craig ferguson, geoff peterson, josh robert thompson, patton oswalt, phoebe tonkin Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: What? a strange tie ... By: andybpiano. on 22 May 12, 03:06:02 What? a strange tie he's wearing.... I like how she? ... By: stickykillermcgee69. on 21 May 12, 08:51:06 I like how she? said Yes Greg Giraldo, ... By: Ou8y2k2. on 20 May 12, 23:22:00 Greg Giraldo, Patrice O'Neal and someone else died.? of course not? By: nonwatcher. on 20 May 12, 22:21:31 of course not? phoebe tonkin is so ... By: TheRealWhiteRaven. on 13 May 12, 15:10:03 phoebe tonkin is so beautiful. ? Does anyone? ever ... By: Ou8y2k2. on 13 May 12, 12:43:23 Does anyone? ever lose the big cash prize? The big chubby? ... By: Juggernaut2030. on 09 May 12, 07:16:22 The big chubby? Crowe made me laugh aloud. That's too good. 23:00 "I'm Spence ... By: drewlaplanche. on 08 May 12, 06:50:01 23:00 "I'm Spence Ulchin, I? sell subway tokens." I feel that this ... By: gorsian1979. on 07 May 12, 13:17:41 I feel that this girl is vampire shiftier she? is not human Wait. I could have ... By: trlkly. on 06 May 12, 17:43:12 Wait. I could have sworn this guy (Oswalt) died. And not just? a rumor, but everyone making a really big deal about it. Please see my ... By: epsteinsmutha1. on 06 May 12, 01:28:58 Please see my response to RingneckDoveFan. Neither one of them has a? great face for radio. well it isn't a? ... By: blackishlovah123. on 05 May 12, 23:29:41 well it isn't a? talk show....haha Phoebe? is hotter By: blackishlovah123. on 05 May 12, 23:29:07 Phoebe? is hotter It's not live,? ... By: GonTanakaII. on 04 May 12, 06:04:06 It's not live,? it's being recorded in the afternoon. You can find out by trying to buy tickets. can you? say lovely? By: TheJunmengo. on 04 May 12, 03:44:32 can you? say lovely? For some reason ... By: natalie272. on 04 May 12, 03:20:09 For some reason Phoebe sound really british in this... not sure why. I've seen her in other interviews and she has? her full aussie accent going on... odd! its not live, and ... By: Berserk1080. on 03 May 12, 19:17:03 its not live, and thats why everyone laughs whenever? craig says its live. its also how they are able to censor every time craig swears. I just wanted to ... By: Omnibanane. on 03 May 12, 18:36:37 I just wanted to know,? his the show really is live? Because he kept implying that it's on live, and once a member of the studio audience said something like it wasn't really live . Oh now, I think ... By: epsteinsmutha1. on 03 May 12, 16:29:04 Oh now, I think both? maintain high levels of "Fabulous." What a horrible ... By: puranicfilms. on 03 May 12, 06:29:11 What a horrible clip? of Phoebe to air Except? Phoebe is ... By: RingneckDoveFan. on 03 May 12, 01:48:59 Except? Phoebe is much prettier.. I'm a huge fan of ... By: RingneckDoveFan. on 03 May 12, 01:48:23 I'm a huge fan of her..but she was extremely high. She isn't? stupid though. This was her first talk show: would you rather be the most socially awkward person and embarrass yourself, or smoke a joint before a talk show? She chose the joint. Plus she's super clumsy like me, I'd take the joint too. lol Watch H2O: Just Add Water, she's so good in it!! Lol has this ... By: matte218. on 02 May 12, 22:02:58 Lol has this become? a youtube channel now love the way you ... By: greenie85. on 02 May 12, 16:02:33 love the way you segmented the show. thanks man ? but so... so? dumb By: JPBalladier. on 02 May 12, 08:17:04 but so... so? dumb Patton Speech Posted by: JKNIP15 Video duration: 358 seconds Global video hits: 322416 This is a compilation of pictures of Patton along with the famous speech he gave to his third army soldiers in WWII. (This is NOT his actual voice) Related: short, film, documentary, random, landmark, museum, george, patton, world, war, two, guns, generals Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: No... really? ? By: OnlyTy91. on 24 Apr 12, 00:07:49 No... really? ? They did fight for ... By: Entriken133. on 18 Apr 12, 06:50:32 They did fight for fun, basically. There was really no real reason for WWI to occur. A build up of alliances and lots of new toys led to the nations looking for any reasons to go to war. There is accounts of soldiers skipping? and singing as they head off to battle, because the war was being glorified. However as the war went on people realized the war was not the glorified idea they had thought. Spoken like? a true ... By: turkzil. on 03 Apr 12, 15:37:13 Spoken like? a true man, and a true warrior. Patton, fanfarrão ... By: Armando1735. on 22 Mar 12, 02:06:56 Patton, fanfarrão irresponsável? e temerário. Patton was a coward ... By: TheUSlandlord. on 21 Mar 12, 00:49:16 Patton was a coward backed up the US military machine the true heroes are peace speeches made by men with? no back up at all ...Matin Luther for example ,he knew he would get assassinated not islam .its ... By: keenumman1. on 18 Mar 12, 01:31:32 not islam .its actualy a peaceful realigion but its taken out of context. just like christianity.but to win the war we must make them fear us cut the number of troops by half, and train everyone with the standers we hold the seals and force recon to. make all the? troops into vicous killing machines without remorse. Put? this into your ... By: onstageagain. on 01 Mar 12, 16:16:08 Put? this into your browser, its a Patton speech in his own voice... Patton Speech Now that's the ... By: nk171283. on 17 Feb 12, 07:58:14 Now that's the attitude that WINS? WARS!!! thank you Marines, ... By: 4IAMATITOK. on 13 Jan 12, 20:04:14 thank you Marines,piss and vinegar,even? though the vinegar come,s from the ladies room. Blame the Germans ... By: TheLiberalKnight. on 27 Dec 11, 23:27:59 Blame the Germans and the Serbians for WW1. Britain only got involved because Germany's response would have ruined the balace of power in Europe. If you are saying that WW1 could be avoided, then you are right. But if you are saying WW1 was fought for fun among Europeans, you are a? fucking imbecile. WW1 was a? war ... By: budda100001. on 25 Dec 11, 20:29:06 WW1 was a? war between European empires started over a rather obscure event. How much honor is there in millions dead over a war of machismo. Wars to oppose dangerous ideologies sure.... Wars to secure access to vital resources ok... wars for the hell of it(WWI) I dont get. All WW1 did was succeed in devastating Europe's global power and setting up the pre-req's for round 2(ww2). I suppose it did benefit non-euro's attempts at rebellion. george patton is ... By: LtDrg35. on 15 Dec 11, 23:50:06 george patton is my? science teacher's great great great great great uncle and he's everything youd expect from george patton a lot of swearing! What wars did the ... By: martynrobin121. on 30 Nov 11, 18:31:16 What wars did the U.S bail Britain out of?? I seem to remember during the Great War the Germans were attack America by Land & Sea yet the Americans would not dare stand up. The US missed 95% of the war and arrived when the Allies were winning and Ottoman Empire defeated,Austro-Hungary wanted peace and Germany last attempt to break the Allies had failed in disaster. Also WW2 Britain was? safe 1940 and winning in Africa,Mid-East and Soviets eased the pressure result!! Thank you, at last? ... By: TheLiberalKnight. on 30 Nov 11, 11:41:29 Thank you, at last? an American who is modest and decent. An American who speaks the truth! Britain's empire was the most liberal empire in history. Contrary to popular belief, we didn't enslave anyone (we were enslaving Africans until 1806 when we banned slavery, before anyone else did). If an African was mistreated by the British, they could report it to a newspaper, the newspaper would reach London, and the house of Commons would do something about it. America was just as ... By: TheStig795. on 30 Nov 11, 04:10:28 America was just as eager to sit on the sidelines of WW II. Fortunately, some decisions in our country that forced Japan to attack us, would mobilize America? to become a military super power. I'll let you say that America didn't save Britain. But you must admit that it would have been a shit ton harder getting off your rock without us. And Britain might have conquered a decent chunk of the world, but you might not want to be so proud of your country's sins. *cough* India I won't pretend ... By: TheStig795. on 30 Nov 11, 04:02:49 I won't pretend America is perfect. We stick our fingers into more things than we should. We've been obsessively arrogant since we fought the Second Great War. But it is that arrogance that allows us to win. We bailed Great Britain out of no wars. WW I was a horrible tragedy. America was a very neutral country back then. We were proud of not going to war. But we entered WW I at a crucial point, and were able to make up? for the loss of the Russians leaving that war. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ... By: TheLiberalKnight. on 29 Nov 11, 15:32:47 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I'm loving the American school propaganda. But when will you learn real history? British Empire leant nearly twice more money and resources during WW1 than the Americans did. We were richer than you by far. Crappy Brit troops, you mean the ones who conquered 1/4 of the planet? The ones who conquered 1/3? of the planet's trade? Fat Winston? Lol, rich from the Americans, you are so fat you make me sick. and then lets take ... By: cybussful. on 29 Nov 11, 09:51:58 and then lets take a look at world war 1, we did what we? did during ww2 we gave you guys resources, what good would those millions of crappy brit troops would of been without the metal for the guns and the powder and brass and lead and all that stuff we sent? and another instance of incompetence in the brits, battle against turkey that was a fuck up ask fatty winston about that :) ok lets take a look ... By: cybussful. on 29 Nov 11, 09:42:56 ok lets take a look at the leader ship of britain and why their ignorance caused the loss of 60-72 million lives? shall we? the spineless leaders of britain allowed german too annex all they wanted, and then they was so scared of communism they let fascim in the front door they asked greece romania bulgaria to proclaim the guarantee of poland, only romania shared a borded, thats sad thats real sad. now if they had spines they would of asked russia to proclam, nice leaders!!!!!!! @TheLiberalKnight: ... By: shannahan7. on 29 Nov 11, 01:13:02 @TheLiberalKnight: We only own about 2500 nuclear arms, but most of that even is just fuel air bombs, which isn't ground penetating. Therefore you can't destroy the planet with it. And nonproliferation treaties state that we can't use nuclear arms against any force that doesn't own? nuclear weapons Wikipedia? LOL! We ... By: TheLiberalKnight. on 26 Nov 11, 10:49:19 Wikipedia? LOL! We won't get nuked. We have enough nukes to destroy the planet. If anyone attacks us, it's mutually assured destruction. That is why nukes are obselete, dumbo. You've crossed the line when you said you 'bailed' us out in WW1. Typical uneducated piece of shit... America suffered a pathetic 2% of the WW1 casualities. Compare that to the British Empire, who lost something along the lines of 30%. How dare you spit on the graves of millions, fatty boy.? i got that fact ... By: cybussful. on 26 Nov 11, 08:36:32 i got that fact from wiki RIGHT? before i posted it, i cant wait until you guys get nuked and cease to exist LOL,? and where did ... By: TheLiberalKnight. on 25 Nov 11, 23:52:15 LOL,? and where did you get that fact from? Fox news? Ha ha ha ha ha. You make me sick. Bailing us out in WW2? An offensive, but fair enough claim to make. But WW1? You make me sick. You yanks will happily spit on the graves of millions of soldiers so that you can wave your SHIT flag and scream 'god bless the usa!'. I can't bloody wait until the Chinese take over from you in 5 year's time. I can't bear the arrogance of the USA. you REALLY need to ... By: cybussful. on 25 Nov 11, 23:17:31 you REALLY need to look up your facts, pattons third army alone killed wounded or captured? 1.3mil germans while only losing 130000 thats just the third army, and patton didnt just fight in italy you dumb moron, you just remember we bailed your asses in both world wars, show some appreciation, Monty was cursed ... By: TheLiberalKnight. on 25 Nov 11, 21:52:35 Monty was cursed with the? worst luck possible. Whereas Patton walked through Italy without encountering many Germans, Monty seemed to find them everywhere. But Monty is not Britain's greatest general, you bloody fool. I'd like to see Patton fight Edmund Allenby or the Duke of Wellington... Patton was extremely arrogant and I'm sure he enjoyed fighting a mere 1/9th of the German army whilst the rest were dying against the Russians. Sepultura Feat. Mike Patton - Roots Bloody Roots Live @ Rock in Rio 2011 Posted by: MrPLANI Video duration: 238 seconds Global video hits: 166386 *This and other videos from this concert were originally recorded , rendered and uploaded BY ME , a Sepultura fan FOR ALL THE SEPULTURA FANS TOO.Some guys are stealing my videos , but i'm the original uploader* Sepultura Feat. Mike Patton and Tambours du Bronx - Roots Bloody Roots HD Live @ Rock in Rio 2011 Related: sepultura, mike, patton, faith, no, more, tambours, du, bronx, france, roots, bloody, rock, in, rio, 2011, live Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: i like sepultura? ... By: Cassify06. on 24 May 12, 16:22:11 i like sepultura? and kinda like faith no more...but i didnt like this sorry Mike Patton does ... By: RowboCaup. on 17 May 12, 22:27:09 Mike Patton does not age because Mike Patton? is immortal. Stupid question... Mike patton and ... By: anticuma08. on 17 May 12, 21:47:03 Mike patton and sepultura the? best Mike has a normal ... By: cameronj279. on 16 May 12, 00:27:40 Mike has a normal genre? O_o? Dude... I agree ... By: Jajaerne. on 14 May 12, 22:30:09 Dude... I agree that this isn't Mike's normal genre, but check the liner notes for the Roots? album. Mike is credited on 'Lookaway'. o derik parece um ... By: christinis Oliveira. on 14 May 12, 20:00:02 o derik parece um Urukay ,? NAO TEM NEM COMO COMPETI. KKKKKKKK How come Mike ... By: KombinoHun. on 13 May 12, 21:49:03 How come Mike Patton is not? aging? Don't be? a stingy ... By: Kimber320. on 11 May 12, 13:21:03 Don't be? a stingy bitch no one cares who the original uploader was or is totally true! this ... By: montoyahans. on 11 May 12, 01:52:58 totally true! this pisses? me out cause is bullshit, stop singin somebody else's songs as were yours asholes! The special about ... By: luana varas. on 09 May 12, 18:15:46 The special about them on the Show " A BEAT OF BRAZIL " is? awesome !!!!! He's right, this is ... By: harvesterofsorrow111. on 09 May 12, 12:40:23 He's right, this is Sepultura? in name only you are not? a ... By: grisslyhora63. on 07 May 12, 12:29:34 you are not? a snake of christ, stop using the name. Mike just didn't ... By: K4rvanaama. on 07 May 12, 02:18:12 Mike just didn't work in? this... and only and i mean the real and the only Sepultura is with the Cacalera shit! this is some pussy worshipping.... i love those drummers and stuff.. but .. Cavalera brothers.. this is nothign without them.. thumbs for Cavalera? i Respect from my heart mike patton.. but he just won't fit in this.. :/ Mike Patton' s ... By: hazityo. on 06 May 12, 11:54:15 Mike Patton' s voice? and personality does'nt fit this genre, because he is FUCKIN GENIUS! It was just fun for him, don't take it serious....and because I can't hear Mike Patton's singing, I've disliked this. this? isnt ... By: snakeofchrist. on 05 May 12, 18:37:57 this? isnt sepultura stop using the name max cavalera is sepultura Sorry to discredit ... By: slushroom. on 26 Apr 12, 09:24:21 Sorry to discredit you but this is total bullshit. Mike Patton only did vocals on 'Lookaway' with Johnathan Davis from Korn. The line that you quoted was sung by Max Cavalera. Anyone who knows anything about Sepultura can tell the difference between a death cry from Cavalera or a scream by Patton. Get your facts straight? before you spew them on youtube. Seputura? do ... By: LuksSide. on 23 Apr 12, 17:54:13 Seputura? do caralhoooo !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Say what you want ... By: tricksterc. on 21 Apr 12, 21:53:15 Say what you want about current? Seps...that was pretty badass. Patton rules. mike was involved ... By: YeesusKrist. on 19 Apr 12, 19:06:47 mike was involved in that song from the album and sings on? the track.. "why cant you see,cant you feel, this is real" Fuk this u need MAX ... By: KungFuChess. on 18 Apr 12, 02:45:02 Fuk this u need MAX there? to make it real! Mike just? ... By: gutaoaguante. on 07 Apr 12, 17:16:16 Mike just? screaming is fucking awesome. oO ... By: gutaoaguante. on 07 Apr 12, 17:11:43 WAAAAAAAAAAAAACKEEEEENNN!!!!? Patton Oswalt: Valid Arguments and Green Lantern Rings. Posted by: Soundboy6 Video duration: 392 seconds Global video hits: 43969 Patton Oswalt discussing the insanity behind faith and the bible. Also, his own take on the Flying Spaghetti Monster theory, in Giant Anus form. Go do yourself a favour and buy "Finest Hour", Patton Oswalt's latest album. This man is responsible for the revival of the craft that is Stand Up Comedy this past decade. He deserves your money. All of it. Related: patton, oswalt, religion, insanity, faith, green, lantern, ring, giant, invisible, anus, jesus, finest, hour Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: I saw this guy? on ... By: gwl1983. on 21 May 12, 15:20:38 I saw this guy? on King of Queens I had no idea he was so funny!! I imagined? ... By: TheCJCarter. on 20 May 12, 04:16:25 I imagined? Sandwich Joe sounding like Gilbert Gottfried. patton is one sexy, ... By: captscurlock. on 11 May 12, 03:25:18 patton is one sexy, fashionable mofo. yes ive hd a few drinks.? He "corrected" it ... By: snobahr. on 10 May 12, 19:31:05 He "corrected" it because a very vocal minority of Americans are idiots and incapable of grasping that the English language did not originate in the United States. Rather than getting his in-box spammed with whiners going on about non-American spelling, he (likely) rolled his eyes, made the adjustment, so that SOME PEOPLE could puff out their? chests and gloat. Having a nice gloat, sweetheart? Here, have a cup of literacy, while you're at it. @godzillab10 Amen ... By: qwik123456. on 10 May 12, 02:54:55 @godzillab10 Amen to that? I can't hit the ... By: PlanetSlacker. on 09 May 12, 23:51:18 I can't hit the Like button enough? lol. I imagine it is ... By: sexistpenguin93. on 09 May 12, 22:36:43 I imagine it is like making out? with your hips. Probably because he ... By: Yoshiki03. on 09 May 12, 21:07:58 Probably because he felt sorry for you after you made a complete fool of yourself by acting like an ass and being wrong about what you were being an ass about. And instead of crawling back from where you came from? you now try to save face by being an ass again, while again making another obvious error of fact and ramming your fucking foot further down your throat. Maybe you should just call it a day? 2 people? were ... By: Briconartist111. on 09 May 12, 18:14:13 2 people? were sucked up into a giant anus and eaten by shit piranhas I believe in God ... By: godzillab10. on 09 May 12, 17:40:21 I believe in God and I love Patton? Oswalt and love his religious jokes mainly because I know who exactly he's making fun of. And that is the crazy people that wont keep religion to themselves and just condemn people for not having their same belief. In which case it says right in the bible that it is not our place to condemn other and that in itself is a sin. I wonder? if he ... By: rhino3784. on 09 May 12, 01:14:23 I wonder? if he still feels the same about The Avengers since the movie came out. Yeah until? you ... By: SkeksisRule. on 03 May 12, 03:28:08 Yeah until? you have to get stitches... Excuse me, but you ... By: SkeksisRule. on 03 May 12, 03:24:46 Excuse me, but you seem to have misspelled "douche bag".? i'm confused how ... By: claimmedead. on 01 May 12, 06:36:05 i'm confused how did you spell it wrong? i see "argument" what other way is there to spell it? i searched and i've? not found any other spellings for different (dialects?). Haha, cheers mate. ... By: Soundboy6. on 30 Apr 12, 06:21:33 Haha, cheers mate. I spell in the British/Canadian english manner,? as opposed to the american style. It's the proper ... By: Soundboy6. on 30 Apr 12, 06:20:44 It's the proper English spelling, not the American version. Like the words "colour" and "armour" and such. Haha.? Yay,more political? ... By: nothingtoyouatall. on 29 Apr 12, 16:26:44 Yay,more political? trolling on youtube by pinheads who knew what they were getting themselves into when they clicked on the video to begin with. Yay, yet more? ... By: TheReluctantUTuber. on 27 Apr 12, 03:23:23 Yay, yet more? cheap liberal humour! Thank? you. By: MarcGanancias. on 26 Apr 12, 18:15:14 Thank? you. So this guy? ... By: mikesheehan. on 26 Apr 12, 10:59:16 So this guy? uploads a video, one you enjoy, and your response to that is to call him out on his spelling. Congratulations on being one of life's winners. What Patton says ... By: DKleinman01. on 22 Apr 12, 18:47:02 What Patton says about people who believe something because of what it says in a book (ex. the bible) is what I've? been saying for years. Those people are crazy. HAIL? ULTRON! By: Zarzarcon. on 22 Apr 12, 06:05:38 HAIL? ULTRON! Patton Oswalt - Finest Hour (Track 06) (The Dumb Gay Friend) Posted by: FalenDragmire Video duration: 283 seconds Global video hits: 31471 Track 06 of Patton Oswalt's latest album, "Finest Hour." Related: comedy, patton oswalt, stand up, comedian, comedy central Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: I saw Patton live, ... By: mentatchris. on 25 May 12, 04:27:56 I saw Patton live, and I laughed so hard I literally couldn't breathe. ? He's even better in real life. Absolutely my favorite comic. I am seriously? ... By: TheViciousVendetta. on 17 May 12, 03:44:55 I am seriously? crying right now, this is so fucking funny. Perhaps...but what ... By: QuartuvLarry. on 08 May 12, 03:15:30 Perhaps...but what if Patton turned? to a life of crime? Yeah, but she only? ... By: Boobalopbop. on 04 May 12, 19:42:56 Yeah, but she only? makes shitty movies.. Thats the law or something. I cried from ... By: fightingirish121. on 29 Apr 12, 05:06:27 I cried from laughing from 3:10? to 4:30 I just heard this ... By: bishopragz. on 26 Apr 12, 22:15:40 I just heard this on Pandora. Almost spit Mountain Dew all over my laptop laughing. Funniest bit he's ever done, in my opinion. Thanks for posting this.? "Tryin' ta fuck."? By: audioholic421. on 17 Apr 12, 18:14:50 "Tryin' ta fuck."? If Patton Oswalt ... By: QuartuvLarry. on 23 Mar 12, 23:09:12 If Patton Oswalt built a film starring Jennifer Aniston, I would see it at the theater? NINE TIMES!!! am i the only one ... By: pedro90. on 09 Mar 12, 06:14:15 am i the only one who thinks tryna ta fuck sounds like a good? movie? @skweleyz not sure. ... By: london61407. on 08 Mar 12, 20:55:32 @skweleyz not sure. I have been looking for that one? scene for a long time. It used to be up on YouTube but then it was taken down The parental ... By: skwerleyz. on 08 Mar 12, 15:30:30 The parental defense, that part is the track after it i? think Would you happen to ... By: london61407. on 26 Feb 12, 10:00:46 Would you happen to have the part where he is in his car."send an APB to the Burbank cops, there's a thief made? of cinnamon and lemon drops......" that part. how could you not? ... By: Megamaidenica666. on 18 Feb 12, 06:19:09 how could you not? laugh at this?? Good for you?? By: existenceisrelative. on 17 Feb 12, 14:58:26 Good for you?? I? didnt laugh once By: bigfella1111112. on 14 Feb 12, 05:44:47 I? didnt laugh once "tryyyying ta fuuck ... By: Shadowdreamer4. on 04 Feb 12, 16:04:38 "tryyyying ta fuuck" from the writer of "Nyyah" and the director? of "nyyeh" god damn this man? ... By: ganjasmugglin4life. on 30 Jan 12, 02:42:57 god damn this man? is a fucking genius I think? they've ... By: DevanLund. on 28 Jan 12, 09:51:50 I think? they've taken his idea of the "dumb gay best friend" and channeled it into the character of Max on "Happy Endings". 3/4 of the time, the comedy comes from him being dumb as opposed to him being gay. Patton Oswalt? ... By: donpierce101. on 22 Jan 12, 22:36:51 Patton Oswalt? looks like Adam Richman from MvF... 0 dislikes fuck? yes By: 33EHShounds. on 22 Jan 12, 07:37:49 0 dislikes fuck? yes I saw him do this ... By: readchomsky. on 20 Jan 12, 07:42:35 I saw him do this material in Tucson... Best show I've? ever seen, of any medium! Absolutely amazing! Do you think you ... By: london61407. on 15 Jan 12, 10:40:32 Do you think you could put up more of him from this? album? The Wisdom of George S. Patton Posted by: wileystudios Video duration: 300 seconds Global video hits: 16796 George Smith Patton, Jr. (also George Smith Patton III) (November 11, 1885 December 21, 1945) was a United States Army officer most famous for his leadership commanding corps and armies as a general in World War II. He was also widely known for his controversial outspokenness and strong opinions. Related: george, patton, world, war, wisdom, history, warfare, philosophy, politics, discussion, quotes Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: No good man loves ... By: MegaAstrodude. on 27 Apr 12, 00:17:20 No good man loves killing a person. He does it because it's necessary. ? "Americans love to ... By: swagswagswag5. on 12 Mar 12, 22:30:23 "Americans love to fight.? All real Americans love the sting of battle" Got that right how? ike put ... By: xwingclass. on 15 Dec 11, 06:36:52 how? ike put bradley in charge of the d-day landings is a great mystery. if patton had been in charge the war WOULD have been over by xmas 44. Absolutely one of ... By: johnny511000. on 07 Nov 11, 02:48:14 Absolutely one of the greatest generals of? WW2 and of all American history. Little wonder that he was the only Allied general that Hitler was afraid of. ok? than, I guess ... By: hypernova20. on 26 Oct 11, 04:37:17 ok? than, I guess if there was never a cold war, than there never was the holucost. alot of people died durring the cold war. and the cold war is not over, look at whats going on today in this world. Long? live PATTON By: hypernova20. on 25 Oct 11, 11:12:30 Long? live PATTON Thanks? for your ... By: Cristiano070Beckham. on 13 Oct 11, 16:06:24 Thanks? for your amazing information about this great man .. God bless you sir :) Patton fought wars ... By: EdikShepherd. on 24 Jun 11, 21:18:21 Patton fought wars the classical way. He understood that men are self serving, they fight for themselves, and political friendships break easily. Had Patton been in control at the? end of WW2, not only would there not have been a Cold War, the USA would own western Russia. Are you talking ... By: NWFWMbudwieser. on 11 Jun 11, 17:50:42 Are you talking about yourself, or? what Patton wrote? Just wondering. The enemy could ... By: LinkFox24. on 04 Apr 11, 01:55:25 The enemy could kill Patton cause he was so epic a bullet would freak out? and deviate Patton said to the ... By: XKill92. on 09 Mar 11, 22:55:18 Patton said to the office of forign affairs "Please when you get home do not split? our units up and send them home, let us keep our boo ts clean and our knifes sharpent and take a picture of it and send it to the Russians because thats the only god damn lang. they understand !" He was replyed by the minister asking "What would you have med do ?" Patton replyed "I would have you draw a line with the basterds and give them set time to get back across or we push them back across" 5? stars! By: tijbajmex. on 24 Dec 10, 03:02:56 5? stars! Yep. Patton knew ... By: denrizza. on 08 Dec 10, 23:02:41 Yep. Patton knew what was comming. Shoulda smashed Stalin before he? stole the bomb from us. The wisdom of? ... By: timothydavey1. on 01 Dec 10, 00:38:00 The wisdom of? monty take that you short fellow soilder hitting mad man I would? have loved ... By: wpsdd. on 10 Nov 10, 01:01:57 I would? have loved to have read, "Hitler could have had the world, one problem... me." really liked this ... By: Camm0Blue. on 21 Jun 10, 01:58:58 really liked this video. Patton has always been my favorite general (im a world war 2 fanatic). I think imma favorite this to use the quotes? when I get in the military lol. HOOAH!? By: Mchermsquatch. on 23 Mar 10, 04:03:49 HOOAH!? What is that song?? By: Eric5923. on 30 Dec 09, 02:40:34 What is that song?? Critics' Picks - Critics' Picks: 'Patton' - NYTimes.com/video Posted by: TheNewYorkTimes Video duration: 204 seconds Global video hits: 14494 For Veteran's Day, AO Scott looks back at "Patton," the portrait of a maverick general starring George C. Scott. Related: the, new, york, times, nytimes.com, nyt, critics, picks, ao, scott, patton, george, c. Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: A good slap will ... By: gjohnsoningary. on 12 May 12, 18:23:38 A good slap will wake a man up from the stupor of fear.? Make him mad as hell! Good!!! Patton was acting ... By: Hperman09. on 07 May 12, 09:32:36 Patton was acting like a? dick towards that shell-shocked soldier no matter how you sliced it. It really reminds me of WW1 where their own country had their men shot because of cowardice due to their lack of understand. You can say liberalism is bad but it had more good too. They are the reason why deserted people don't get shot and instead they go to jail. Good for the society today. I am defending ... By: ScotteDio. on 17 Jul 11, 03:06:34 I am defending myself. Lately, you can't show love towards your country &? give respect to patriotic heroes without being acted. But? that's still ... By: FetaCheese222. on 16 Jul 11, 16:49:55 But? that's still no excuse to act like an asshole. Sorry.? By: FetaCheese222. on 16 Jul 11, 16:47:11 Sorry.? I am retire Petty ... By: ScotteDio. on 11 Jul 11, 02:06:39 I am retire Petty Officer First Class, ignorant narrow scum, I? served in Cuba, former Yugoslavia, & Afghanistan. I don't? see *you* ... By: FetaCheese222. on 10 Jul 11, 14:09:56 I don't? see *you* running off to fight in any wars, mister. you will kill me ... By: loosekarrott. on 01 Jul 11, 20:33:58 you will kill me WITH my family? do you even know what that means? a true american patriot: too stupid to speak english. good to know that your kind will always end up being cannon fodder and dying? first. Don't worry, I will ... By: ScotteDio. on 01 Jul 11, 14:47:02 Don't worry, I will be kill you with your family hippies!? Less scum parasites on over populated Earth!!! Hoorah!!! he was beating a ... By: loosekarrott. on 24 Jun 11, 22:56:22 he was beating a shellshocked? man, i think everyone knows he was an asshole. war is AWESOME! I? ... By: loosekarrott. on 24 Jun 11, 22:49:11 war is AWESOME! I? hope you and your family die in one! True but I'd still? ... By: TheCrazyKakoos. on 07 May 11, 01:39:42 True but I'd still? feel bad for having lesser nerves than my fellow soldiers. No disrespect to ... By: squamish4244. on 02 Apr 11, 07:02:13 No disrespect to the man, but Patton's actual voice was high-pitched and squeaky, not gravelly like Scott's.? I read that soldiers would call him up at HQ just to hear his voice and then hang up and laugh. As Grandpa Simpson ... By: squamish4244. on 02 Apr 11, 06:58:56 As Grandpa Simpson said, "You? can push them out of a plane, you can march them off a cliff, you can send them off to die on some God-forsaken rock, but for some reason you can't slap them." War is tragically comical at times. The guy Patton ... By: squamish4244. on 02 Apr 11, 06:53:28 The guy Patton slapped was in shock. Back then it was perceived as cowardice, when we know that not to be true now. Anyway Patton deserved his punishment because striking a subordinate is a very? serious breach of protocol in the army and even three-star generals are not above the law. If? you dont like ... By: mountainstandardtime. on 09 Jan 11, 16:02:58 If? you dont like this movie you will get slapped. That's? so true. By: manweller1. on 05 Dec 10, 16:57:17 That's? so true. im? black and i ... By: indiemen. on 11 Nov 10, 04:46:30 im? black and i agree I do? agree. George ... By: mdcsun. on 02 Oct 10, 08:54:23 I do? agree. George Scott voice is much harsher than Patton. His look is much more mean the Patton. ya I've heard that ... By: IcyScythe. on 22 Sep 10, 02:28:10 ya I've heard that they all thought that, but Patton's? 3rd Army had the lowest casualty rate of any American Army by quite a margin so... he def knew what he was doing. Of course .... ... By: ScotteDio. on 16 Sep 10, 14:49:40 Of course ....America loves War!!!! General Patton is best example of an American: cultured with nationalist &? honor. Patton was a good ... By: hunhun23. on 08 Sep 10, 07:20:13 Patton was a good general in real life but I can guarantee you that my stepfather,? who fought in WWII, said that he was as big an SOB in real life. Is that a real ... By: robotpanda77. on 02 Sep 10, 22:52:49 Is that a real quote? from Patton then? I don't care for ... By: robotpanda77. on 09 Aug 10, 05:31:07 I don't care for the ending, the entire idea of a slave baring the audacity to remind the emperor? of something is bad enough, let alone attempting to criticize his moment of glory as it occurs. The tale should have had the emperor himself realize this, or have a divinity whisper it to him. I would be more ... 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By: ruaridouglas. on 18 May 12, 08:30:57 A drawing of? the devil, using the blood from a child's face....Probably. If you would just ... By: cheeseskull91. on 15 May 12, 20:05:19 If you would just close your eyes you would see the story? that he tells. Its not nonsense. @Number8z it? says ... By: VoodooVuich89. on 14 May 12, 02:35:18 @Number8z it? says "Be a fucking beast!" Some? of the shit ... By: musiqqqqqq. on 13 May 12, 11:18:28 Some? of the shit he does just cracks me up. Hahahah, I'm a Mike Patton fan boy for life, man. 2:39 ? xD By: TheAproSs. on 11 May 12, 19:09:28 2:39 ? xD ... By: movisofftravel. on 11 May 12, 03:38:15 ncsdjfvnfkvngjknevkjnejkvnefjvknevkjnvkjenvkvnjvrfrfjrfkjrfnrejfnrjfnerjgnejnrfjrnjrnvrjvnrjnjvntrjvrvrjvjtvntrkvntkvjnt DOES ANYONE? UNDERSTAND ANYTHING??? fkjehgkghrruegehgukregekghekjhgefhrjfhrfurferkfhrfkefhjrfhrjfhefjrf And I'm wondering, ... By: Number8z. on 10 May 12, 05:41:50 And I'm wondering, What the fuck? is on the paper he is reading from? One? of the most ... By: catwhowilleatplanet1. on 09 May 12, 22:38:44 One? of the most amazing VOX of all time!! this is? stupid By: DylanFromEarth. on 07 May 12, 15:56:33 this is? stupid My mom thought that ... By: zsdfasdfasdf. on 03 May 12, 19:10:04 My mom thought that i was watching? porn! Shut the fuck up? ... By: PachydermSouthbound. on 02 May 12, 08:09:05 Shut the fuck up? you overrated piece of shit what if he actually ... By: Prestegaardj. on 01 May 12, 05:16:56 what if he actually was dieing? on the stage,,, he's like dripping ... By: pinkyandthesheep. on 30 Apr 12, 04:42:28 he's like dripping in sweat or? something It's trippy to just ... By: Draekkus. on 27 Apr 12, 05:25:29 It's trippy to just close your eyes and see where your minds eye floats? with this :) He takes you really weird directions :D I'm talking about ... By: PutaaaMadrid. on 26 Apr 12, 17:05:58 I'm talking about this video? ;) Search for " ... 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Related: imus, patton Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: You piece of shit ... By: MaybeBlackMesa. on 25 May 12, 06:43:46 You piece of shit are obviously not aware of their shameless exploitation of the Holohoax, which they blew out of proportion thanks to the falsified reports that they forged in many of the post-war kangaroo courts. It has been over 60 years ago,yet you're still using it as an excuse to? get a free pass on EVERYTHING:the insane manipulation of media, the lobbying, the atrocities you're committing against the Palestinians in the lands you STOLE thanks to your Jew friends in the United Kingdom. god luck with that ... By: Redneck322. on 25 May 12, 04:06:17 god luck with that way of thinking, Towel-headed, carpet-flying, sitar hero playing, sand monkey, who smells like shit. go back to your cave and? read the koran (toilet paper) or Go blow up Mecca instead of Jews. You must be ... By: MaybeBlackMesa. on 19 May 12, 05:20:57 You must be retarded. The jews only care about? themselves you dumb fuck. I didn't find this ... By: CandyAndRefreshments. on 17 May 12, 01:00:43 I didn't find this funny, bro. Respect the dead man, when they? probably saved hundreds of people's lives. You're an asshole. CONSIDERING PATTON ... By: fredschmidt100. on 05 May 12, 17:24:24 CONSIDERING PATTON MUST BE OVER 100 YEARS OLD, HIS MIND IS AS? SHARP AS A KNIFE, HOW MUCH MORE HUMOROUS COULD YOU BE ? THAT IS THE ... By: fredschmidt100. on 03 May 12, 19:34:07 THAT IS THE FUNNIEST FUNKING THING I'VE SEEN? IN MANY MANY YEARS, AND PATTON IS DONE TO A TEE! ! ! Do? YOU follow the ... By: WhiteWeasel420. on 04 Feb 12, 19:56:17 Do? YOU follow the White Rabbit? Follow? the White rabbit at W W W WhiteRabbitRadio NET Do I smell a ... By: Redneck322. on 25 Jan 12, 04:53:47 Do I smell a Towelhead, a retard, or both? It seems it would be a retarded towelhead. Jews are awesome you? fucking camel jockey, why because they were the out line of Islam, which is full of cowardly buttfuckers that no one really cares about, and Christianity. If we had a Jew as President instead of a Zulu village faggot, We would be out of the deficit and in a state of prosperity. but no we have curious george as president who sucks at being a leader of the USA. Patton would NEVER ... By: parasitesarefunny. on 29 Dec 11, 14:59:39 Patton would NEVER have let the parasitic International Jew fool him with the 9/11 Demolition done by Israel and Zionist Traitors. Patton woke up to the sick Communist International Jew in Germany and felt that we fought the WRONG enemy in WWII. Patton also said these sick nasty Commie Jew would soon destroy Europe and? America. 60 years later Patton has proved correct. I absolutely love ... By: leeking007. on 08 Dec 11, 05:59:54 I absolutely love it!! ? Bloody funny !! When Imus does ... By: drjjpdc. on 11 Nov 11, 05:28:40 When Imus does leave us at least we will still have Blazing Saddles to watch! Actually it would be a good idea to sentence all these PC wimps to watch it about 5 times in? a row to promote satire! I agree with the ... By: drjjpdc. on 11 Nov 11, 05:25:37 I agree with the others about comedy, If you don't appreciate humor or have a lousy sense of why do you listen to Imus. If you remember Patton's voice and his aggresiveness in battle, this was a perfect caricature. I have been listening to Imus from the 70's and I will continue to do so until he passes on or if I do first. He is one of the last exponents of satire and not just irony but ridecule and? sarcasm as well. We are losing satire because of all this da*n sensitivity. Patton was maybe ... By: CrusaderDom3. on 08 Nov 11, 21:53:21 Patton was maybe the only general during the war that was actually IN SHAPE! So why is this fucking fat piece of shit thinking he is Patton ?? And why the fuck do conservatives fucktards pervasively come up with fake Patton skits??? And Patton never had 5stars, although he should have, instead of Bradly. The Eisenhower, Bradly, Patton story is a sad one and perhaps? the most fuck up story of favoritism in history. Patton was the best of the 3 and he was the one to get MURDERED at the end!! @elvi1961 lol so? ... By: Argibon. on 22 Oct 11, 00:49:48 @elvi1961 lol so? true. How do you know?? ... By: OzzyFan87. on 21 Aug 11, 04:50:55 How do you know?? Patton died in 1945, before nuclear weapons were fully understood. Pattern never? was ... By: spedshift. on 28 Jul 11, 09:50:41 Pattern never? was a FAT TUB of SHIT Do you people not ... By: rda3fan. on 20 Jun 11, 04:35:50 Do you people not know what comedy is? This is some funny shit.....quit taking everything so damn? serious ...lighten up. This ... By: woosailor. on 18 Jun 11, 15:28:02 ...lighten up. This is humor.? C,mon. I respect your historical accuracy but this is humor and some artistic license is allowed. ...lighten up. This ... By: woosailor. on 18 Jun 11, 15:27:23 ...lighten up. This is humor. C,mon.? Patton wearing a ... By: BenAliGtor. on 16 Jun 11, 21:41:03 Patton wearing a Red Army pilotka? Can? you say..."farb" ? Get over it! I ... By: TheWOWsanta. on 02 May 11, 21:31:06 Get over it! I think that this is a great Idea. We are going to have to fight them sooner or later anyway. To seraphechelon? you don't know General Patton very well do you? Patton was a war historian and knew how to use what was at hand in a war to give the best possible results. He was the one who said how the Japs would attack, and I believe it was in 1936 or so. So to me YOU are an insult to his memory because you refuse to see the genius in this satire of George S Patton. We have UN Troops ... By: 1tonykirk. on 09 Apr 11, 22:59:53 We have UN Troops here on the ground while the Sovereign State's NATIONAL GUARD IS OVERSEAS. What happens when we collapse and Obama executes BushClintonBush's FEMA's plans "For Continuity of Government and Martial Law? Through "Treaties" with the UN, the US has lost her Sovereignty. Int Law TRUMPS the? US CONSTITUTION, our FUNDAMENTAL LAW and the greatest document in World History next to the Declaration of Independence. See on YT: Republic of Missouri, The CHANGE Your Founders Believed In what is the name of ... By: SomeOneFromeThere. on 09 Apr 11, 14:10:03 what is the name of this man plz?? General Patton ... By: FantomasXZ7. on 07 Mar 11, 00:03:58 General Patton would've cut this clown`s balls off. He would've never approved a war for Israel's benefit, since? he hated zionism so much, that they had him killed... This sounds more ... By: SgtScratchandSniff. on 29 Dec 10, 22:56:59 This sounds more like something MacArthur would suggest...? The Janelle Patton Murder (1 of 4) Posted by: OTVIVIVI Video duration: 901 seconds Global video hits: 21783 Norfolk Island, 2002: a young Sydney woman is the first person murdered on the island in over 100 years.... Related: australian, crime, norfolk, island, janelle, patton, murder Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: No, I? guess you're ... By: BigImaginationDoll16. on 25 May 12, 22:58:57 No, I? guess you're thinking of someone else First is Canada :)? By: BigImaginationDoll16. on 25 May 12, 22:58:13 First is Canada :)? What's the first ... By: 101Mauve101. on 25 May 12, 21:43:23 What's the first multicultural country on earth? Btw, you are right, australians are no more racist than anyone :)? I remember this ... By: Carbon657. on 21 May 12, 19:58:01 I remember this being on the news, this murder happened in England not Australia and it was a British woman? murdered not an Australian woman. *ahem*? im aussie ... 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By: D0Th3M4Th82. on 15 Feb 12, 23:06:06 LoL Inner breeding island..? O? well to bad!! By: chefchaney1012. on 19 Dec 11, 05:31:51 O? well to bad!! my brothers black ... By: 11natelie. on 18 Dec 11, 17:40:11 my brothers black he just got back when he went i was? scared but he said they were ok out there. "This is a Relaxed ... By: HistoryHmoobGuy. on 13 Dec 11, 02:11:14 "This is a Relaxed and friendly place" = ? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Australians are the most racist bitches to walk thee earth !!!, How? can that place be friendly ? man these shows are ... By: 2SmootCriminal. on 30 Nov 11, 16:34:26 man these shows are awsome thx for? uploading your awesome for? ... By: MrsFreshMorning. on 28 Oct 11, 09:58:03 your awesome for? uploading this It's good to see ... By: Raptormon132. on 12 Oct 11, 05:44:40 It's good to see this show again. I'm a huge fan of Crime investigation Australia. If it's possible, could you upload all the episodes of this show, like all of season 1, 2 & 3? It's just I haven't seen this show for? ages. This is so sad, but ... By: judy4justice. on 28 Sep 11, 10:58:59 This is so sad, but at least her parents had a good? day with her, and were nearby when this happened.There's no explaining why this happened.She wasn't doing anything wrong, yet evil found her! May her family have peace. Patton Oswalt on the KFC Famous bowls Posted by: subpoprecords Video duration: 146 seconds Global video hits: 1542756 Patton Oswalt on Sub Pop! www.subpop.com BUY Werewolves & Lollipops: www.subpop.com Related: patton oswalt, kfc famous bowls, sub pop records, subpop Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: Oddly enough, this ... By: SoA990. on 26 May 12, 07:54:23 Oddly enough, this joke got me to try one of these bowls and honestly, they weren't that? bad. I've definitely eaten worse. Does? anyone else ... By: ctoth666. on 25 May 12, 00:10:14 Does? anyone else get a sense that Patton's humor is STRONGLY tied to his self-professed use of LSD? I have limited experience with the chemical, but I can't help but notice the parallel thinking between many of his jokes and my own thought processes on LSD, which is? why I'm hesitant to use it again haha. I'm not saying that this is definitely true, but it's an idea that I've played around with and I believe has some merit. Just a thought. Well, they are ... By: oaklandrmoss18. on 24 May 12, 01:23:28 Well, they are famous. So someone must like them for them to be that famous.? Your show of ... By: ajrk95. on 23 May 12, 17:01:34 Your show of empathy is remarkable, and I thank you for the warm welcome? to the internet. Oh boo hoo. Welcome ... By: BlackJacketJones. on 23 May 12, 16:50:50 Oh boo hoo. Welcome to? the internet. I doubt anyone ... By: ajrk95. on 23 May 12, 16:38:36 I doubt anyone would form that strong of an opinion of someone after? watching one video, and if someone disliked Mr. Oswalt's act they are certainly free to express themselves by leaving a comment. But he wasn't making a critique of the joke or bit, he was merely insulting the comedian. No one likes the ... By: ajrk95. on 23 May 12, 16:31:30 No one likes the KFC famous bowls, but I appreciate your? concern. you sir, dont know ... By: theguymanish. on 22 May 12, 16:27:16 you sir, dont know stand up comedy? What if he liked ... By: oaklandrmoss18. on 22 May 12, 03:51:12 What if he liked the Kfc famous bowls? you fucking cunt? I think the? album ... By: gravitywheel. on 18 May 12, 07:46:36 I think the? album version where he says "This Mortal Coil's 'It'll End in Tears' album" instead of Pink Floyd is funnier. God, though, what a funny-ass dude. Tanner Sarpa? By: KingEzaz. on 16 May 12, 03:25:50 Tanner Sarpa? fuck you ? By: karrotkake96. on 14 May 12, 01:14:29 fuck you ? I think he's ... By: Jacobeodom. on 12 May 12, 02:17:56 I think he's probably? the latter two options. Patton Oswalt is Hilarious a sense? of humor By: Deepdesert. on 11 May 12, 23:15:07 a sense? of humor I came here after ... By: Bruce Thomas. on 05 May 12, 19:47:12 I came here after hearing about it today on NPR "Wait, Wait....". They talked about how hilarious it is. Not even CLOSE to being funny. What? am I missing? Its not much ... By: TonkaVicious9607. on 04 May 12, 04:27:31 Its not much different than shepherds pie. And I KNOW you guys eat that in the? UK! IT ALL ENDS UP IN ... By: 33nanaify. on 01 May 12, 15:25:41 IT ALL ENDS UP IN THE SAME PLACE, the toilet. and it gets there a little quicker because all fast food is made to shoot through the digestive track. The uk has their fare share of these. And no way would anyone be able to stomach haggis without proper preparing and seasoning. Pun intended. Most importantly, You did mean to be Rude or you would not have commented at all? much less use derogatory curse words, on the subject of a fast food you won't even eat. He wasn't talking ... By: ajrk95. on 01 May 12, 12:43:22 He wasn't talking about the bit? he was talking about the comedian. how do you expect ... By: BlackJacketJones. on 01 May 12, 07:16:50 how do you expect anyone to ever know whether or not they like a? person's comedy bit unless they watch it first? someone clicked the link, watched the video, did not like it and then chose to express their opinion in the form of a youtube comment. it's not that hard to understand. A famous bowl ... By: joshhdebolt. on 30 Apr 12, 18:52:54 A famous bowl consist of two scoop of mashed potatos the gravy? then corn then popcorn chicken then shredded cheese and then you put a lil more gravy on top to melt the cheese.. The famous bowls are the shit son. I had to google ... By: Dicegirl13. on 29 Apr 12, 09:12:42 I had to google Famous Bowls cos we don't have them in the UK and? I had no idea what he was talking about. That is disgusting, and I come from a country where sheep's stomach is a tasty national dish. (It's actually very nice and I mean haggis in case anyone was wondering.) Bleurgh, you poor souls in the US. KFC is cruel to you! but I know you ... By: jafrocubic2. on 28 Apr 12, 08:52:08 but I know you don't have? a lunch gun.... HA! He must be the ... By: TheKinseth. on 27 Apr 12, 20:18:15 He must be the stupid douchenozzle that interrupted him during? recording. Patton Oswalt - Edgar Allan Poe Posted by: OVRFND Video duration: 211 seconds Global video hits: 60493 Patton does a bit about geniuses who were really stupid. Related: patton, oswalt, 2002, science, einstein Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: yeah Poe was an " ... By: alifelesscritic. on 20 May 12, 18:00:45 yeah Poe was an "idiot". Stephanie Mayer is 10 pages of writing? away from being just as brilliant lol* this guy should be BANNED from doing comedy. i'll give YOU 20% ... By: alifelesscritic. on 20 May 12, 17:49:47 i'll give YOU 20% credit. (lol*) Poe married his 13 year old cousin (we don't KNOW if he MADE it? with her!) n Carroll kissed 8 year olds on the mouth. BOTH are tarnished for their flaws BUT their WORK stands the test of time.... PSYCHIC? retards? ... By: alifelesscritic. on 20 May 12, 17:37:15 PSYCHIC? retards? WOW I think Patton's ... By: bosoxrox18. on 01 May 12, 06:18:28 I think Patton's giving Poe too little credit. I'd say about 20% is good, 80% is? a waste of time. The bit was funny and at least thought-out, unlike some of his material. Also, Lewis Carroll took naked pictures of kids, and was probably on acid or opium just judging by Alice in Wonderland. Nobody seems to smear him. @RowdyBoy82 Not ... By: MrHowToDoIt. on 26 Apr 12, 08:08:47 @RowdyBoy82 Not really, you would have to have read all his works AND be? a better writer. I like donuts, ... By: Comedyteamz. on 21 Apr 12, 02:57:32 I like donuts, they're really tasty, I wish my shirt was made of donuts so I could eat my sleeves.? He's a comedian, ... By: RussianAssassin21. on 20 Apr 12, 02:46:34 He's a comedian, he's making? a joke. Lighten up. Poe was totally ... By: RowdyBoy82. on 18 Apr 12, 07:02:55 Poe was totally overrated and it's true, 90% of his crap was a crap that was more than a crap in a kingdom by the sea. Yes, I've? read him. I have the right to denounce his writing. Not only was he a ... By: Zarzarcon. on 15 Apr 12, 04:11:32 Not only was he a child fucker.? But an incestual one! Damn depressive,? ... By: Zarzarcon. on 14 Apr 12, 03:01:31 Damn depressive,? transcendentalist hater. only to play to ... By: Frostblock. on 11 Apr 12, 15:45:14 only to play to play devil's advocate... who didn't fuck children at that? time? :p Suddenly, a wild ... By: surfingsuicune. on 06 Apr 12, 10:47:19 Suddenly, a wild troll? appeared! What does that have ... By: FantomL0rd. on 04 Apr 12, 16:43:14 What does that have to do? with the original point? still is in? some ... By: scat4u. on 03 Apr 12, 01:47:29 still is in? some countries. "I like doughnuts; ... By: Kuntawista. on 01 Apr 12, 22:37:06 "I like doughnuts; they're really tasty. I wish my shirt was? made out of doughnuts. I could eat my sleeve." - Albert Einstein Drunky ... By: stewart0312. on 31 Mar 12, 17:54:35 Drunky McChildfucker? from Baltimore - ROFL Very true.? By: stevetadworkz. on 28 Mar 12, 22:05:36 Very true.? agreed, poe made ... By: AnthropomorphicHorse. on 28 Mar 12, 22:02:23 agreed, poe made some of the best shit ever.? OK, Patton. I like ... By: stevetadworkz. on 26 Mar 12, 15:39:42 OK, Patton. I like your stuff a lot. But you're reaching here with Poe. Personal life aside, you deride his work, claiming that 90-some percent of it was "terrible." That's? a bold claim. Hmm, guess you´ve ... By: Friendlessday. on 26 Mar 12, 02:38:02 Hmm, guess you´ve been inspired? by Patton yourself. Unfunny and vulgar. Hey, I have an? ... By: ClamatoFever. on 26 Mar 12, 02:35:58 Hey, I have an? idea. Shut the fuck up! does patton not ... By: NizzBomb69. on 16 Mar 12, 02:42:01 does patton not realized that? he is a genius? ive always thought ... By: maketheworldsmile3. on 10 Mar 12, 03:12:26 ive always thought edgar allan? poe was a poor writer. same bullshit different title. death betrayal sad morbid blah blah blah. my english teachers always thought i was insane. He's? certainly ... By: Appokoros. on 06 Mar 12, 06:20:45 He's? certainly funnier than you asshole. slavery was? also ... By: pontepython. on 05 Mar 12, 07:58:40 slavery was? also socially acceptable back in the day. 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