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This Week In History: Sears Tower Constructed With Bold Challenge To God Engraved On Roof Posted by: TheOnion Video duration: 177 seconds Global video hits: 36282 The Onion reflects on the discovery of the first lesbian, the joyous Hindenburg explosion, and the Sears Tower's challenge to God. Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: bit.ly Like The Onion on Facebook: www.fb.com Follow The Onion on Twitter: www.twitter.com Related: the onion, comedy, satire, news, onion news network, onn, chicago, worlds first lesbian, vladimir putin Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: "God can stay? up ... By: Hikarilover123. on 26 May 12, 15:53:15 "God can stay? up in heaven like a little bitch..." xD The narrator needs ... By: JordanClunn. on 26 May 12, 15:17:22 The narrator needs to get? a pay raise. Just listen to that voice. I could fry eggs on it. This argument could ... By: moearly. on 26 May 12, 15:12:31 This argument could be pretty strong if the Bible were 1) not written by men; and 2) only composed of historical books, without books of? parables. Many stories in the Bible are meant to illustrate a theological truth without being taken literally. The story of creation is one of these. (This one is especially obvious to those who have read it since it first has an story of everything being created in one particular order and then one of everything being created in the opposite order.) Oooh now that is ... By: Maphisto86. on 26 May 12, 02:49:10 Oooh now that is visionary. The entire? continent could be lit up with a message to that panty waste deity. I was thinking? ... By: Zacharyg5. on 26 May 12, 02:47:44 I was thinking? more like synchronized power control. You know how at night you can see places in America from their lights? What if we turned that into Morse Code? The Sears Tower ... By: Maphisto86. on 26 May 12, 02:08:47 The Sears Tower clearly was not tall enough. God is a pussy we all know that. So maybe we should create a bigger building. You know something like a revolving staircase to heaven? As long as we use the right? tools and clear, concise language what could stop us? FLYING SPAGHETTI? ... By: Mewkip. on 25 May 12, 18:37:58 FLYING SPAGHETTI? MONSTER! Niccolo knows? his ... By: miguelin97223. on 25 May 12, 18:15:18 Niccolo knows? his shit You got to wonder ... By: rizzlecorn. on 25 May 12, 16:26:52 You got to wonder if The Onion's writer's do this kind of thing on purpose, just so they can come here and masturbate to? the comments section. But if you look in ... By: SamuelThomasRanger. on 25 May 12, 16:01:11 But if you look in the? bible, god was never really the subtle type, he was allways making grand happenings and displayed himself for the world to see. I am just saying that ever since we have been able to monitor these things, no display of godly interventions has ever been recorded, or there would be no debate. Let's face it, either god isnt caring about us anymore, or he simply never was. That claim I do not ... By: moearly. on 25 May 12, 15:57:51 That claim I do not agree with. God often works in subtle ways in everyone's lives, and miracles have occurred. Also, God did not specify the time of the second coming, but one wouldn't expect anything more things to? happen on a grand scale (which I think is what you meant) until then since Jesus already came. The fact still ... By: SamuelThomasRanger. on 25 May 12, 12:36:36 The fact still remains that god has not done anything for the last 2000 years, so why fear him now?? Annnnd we're still ... By: SteakMeister20000. on 25 May 12, 02:53:25 Annnnd we're still here. You,? God sir, are a little bitch. Yeah, like never ... By: MrOmniblast. on 25 May 12, 00:25:02 Yeah, like never lol? I"M? EATING WONTON! ... By: SageZane560. on 24 May 12, 22:47:14 I"M? EATING WONTON! TAKE IT IF YOU CAN GOD I BET YOUR GUNNA SIT UP THERE LIKE A LITTLE BITCH, MOTHER FUCKER. I don't know what ... By: moearly. on 24 May 12, 22:29:22 I don't know what you mean by "claims," perhaps since I consider everything you said to be obvious fact. If you want to hear what I think of these things that have happened, I do have replies if you're curious to hear those. The prophets foretold the coming of Jesus; since Jesus already came, no new prophets would be relevant. Angels never wrote any books of the Bible; men did under the influence of the Holy Spirit. The rapture predictions were? made by Protestants who were misguiding people. Well, he's not ... By: SamuelThomasRanger. on 24 May 12, 22:09:54 Well, he's not bothered showing up for the last two thousaind years or so, no new prophets or miracles, not even sending down one? of his angels to bring us any new books, except for that mormon guy. Not to mention that we have been promised fifteen raptures in these past few decates. I'll start fearing god when my pagan ways of living is punished like he used to do in the ol' bible. But I am genuinely curious, do you have any answer to these claims? God doesn't answer ... By: moearly. on 24 May 12, 21:47:12 God doesn't answer to our every challenge; He makes Himself known in the ways? He chooses. According to the ... By: SamuelThomasRanger. on 24 May 12, 20:46:33 According to the holy bibel it would work like that. Please tell me how your god is different from the same one worshipped from hundreds? and thousainds of years ago, depending if you put your faith in the new or the old testament. not how it? works... By: moearly. on 24 May 12, 18:40:25 not how it? works... Oh, the? luminosity! By: Tigercat919. on 24 May 12, 18:34:22 Oh, the? luminosity! The sears tower is ... By: Turbine68. on 24 May 12, 17:44:33 The sears tower is like fuck you god the tower? of babel got nothing on me. lol there is no ... By: ampthilluk. on 24 May 12, 15:44:51 lol there is no such thing? as god indeed, all groups ... By: Ichigo9913. on 24 May 12, 15:09:07 indeed, all groups have retards. mostly because the world is filled with retards (and i don't mean the mentally disabled.)? besides, preaching against religion would be anti-theism, wouldn't it? i'd go in deeper, but i'm in the comments section of an Onion News Network video. it wouldn't make much sense. You mean the ... By: vertigo0331. on 24 May 12, 14:44:51 You mean the universe? Because thats the only 'creator' we? can demonstrate Obama Win Causes Obsessed Backers To See How Empty Lives Are Posted by: TheOnion Video duration: 168 seconds Global video hits: 1339838 The revelation that Obama's candidacy was the only thing that gave their lives any meaning has caused many supporters to wander aimlessly, unsure of what to do with themselves. Related: the onion, comedy, satire, news, onion news network, onn Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: They? were both ... By: wasabi1787. on 24 May 12, 20:12:48 They? were both idiots. Because their lives ... By: dragonsder. on 24 May 12, 05:42:54 Because their lives are? as empty as an Obama supporter on withdrawal and they fill the void by loudly voicing their political opinions. hehehe! ? By: MustacheVerra. on 11 May 12, 01:57:55 hehehe! ? You need to? sever ... By: willieboynation. on 06 May 12, 06:38:18 You need to? sever the spine or destroy the brain.... This is real...in ... By: HollaBack817. on 28 Apr 12, 03:23:50 This is real...in fact? i have some obama supporters in my neighborhood! O.O half? black. By: blastingcaps. on 25 Apr 12, 12:17:33 half? black. I really dont have ... By: Ianf610. on 25 Apr 12, 10:17:32 I really dont have any idea? how he won...PoW veteran with SOME experience or some random black guy with NO experience....hmmm shoot the? fuckers ... By: THESTOONKA. on 13 Apr 12, 18:46:11 shoot the? fuckers in the head please Probaly fake might ... By: bdoghuang77. on 10 Apr 12, 00:07:05 Probaly fake might be? real I dont know got to love Onion ! ... By: Cnupoc. on 03 Apr 12, 17:26:46 got to love Onion ! FOREVER! the hidden? message ... By: Cnupoc. on 03 Apr 12, 17:24:34 the hidden? message in this video: Obama supporters = zombies ^_^ Good to see some of ... By: lordtalon69. on 03 Apr 12, 06:24:41 Good to see some of the republican complainers went back to see that the onion makes? fun of both parties equally. Messenger bag....? ... By: perfacetus. on 02 Apr 12, 14:21:19 Messenger bag....? lol BS propaganda ads - ... By: applesuaceSUCKS. on 02 Apr 12, 00:37:54 BS propaganda ads -.- whats happening ? Maybe if? he wins, ... By: MrAmerica1995. on 29 Mar 12, 02:19:04 Maybe if? he wins, which, as much as I'd like him to, he doesn't seem very likely to now. lol, so. "The Onion ... By: MrBeastknows. on 27 Mar 12, 23:42:40 lol, so. "The Onion" is obviously made by trolls. ? Nah dip sherlock - ... By: foreverskrillex. on 24 Mar 12, 17:38:51 Nah dip sherlock - insert meme? - Ron Paul's future ... By: AndyVazquez92. on 23 Mar 12, 19:46:17 Ron Paul's future supporter's??? Yes.? lol? By: TheNiteowll. on 18 Mar 12, 20:59:09 lol? When you get an ... By: TheNiteowll. on 18 Mar 12, 20:58:35 When you get an answer to that, hit me up in an? email LOL Heh, Because ... By: Shuttheheckup735. on 18 Mar 12, 19:05:14 Heh, Because they're dumb?? Here's a question. ... By: Cantstopthebaddancer. on 18 Mar 12, 13:21:00 Here's a question. Why do people? get so into arguing about politics on a video from the Onion? Ever heard of ... By: joe579003. on 17 Mar 12, 07:02:47 Ever heard of Austin, Texas? It's the hipster cesspool of the? midwest. did you see the ... By: Malic2094. on 16 Mar 12, 05:29:13 did you see the intro??? how? can you think this is fake after such an intense opening? The real question ... By: Nemsault. on 15 Mar 12, 09:03:08 The real question is do you realize "corportocracy" is not a real word.? Breaking News: Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere Posted by: TheOnion Video duration: 122 seconds Global video hits: 1693383 Excruciating up-to-the-minute coverage of some irrelevant bullshit story that has no ramifications whatsoever. Related: news room, comedy, funny, onion, satire, cnn, breaking, news, bullshit, the onion, onion news network, onn Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: No. THIS is now the ... By: ara9ond. on 26 May 12, 05:53:00 No. THIS is now the funniest thing I have seen all day. Because this is what you'll? see any day of the week on CNN, FoxN, etc I have tears. Tears of laughter! Bullshit LOL? By: differentandalike. on 26 May 12, 05:21:30 Bullshit LOL? ?????????????????? ... By: sksaofihisg. on 26 May 12, 04:36:30 ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????TV??????????????????????htt?://647.jp / ??????????????????????????????htt?://647.jp? / ?????????????????? ... By: natunatunatunaut. on 25 May 12, 22:08:56 ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????TV??????????????????????htt?://647.jp / ??????????????????????????????htt?://647.jp / ? Somehow this video ... 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By: Brian Dixon. on 19 May 12, 06:17:44 every motherfucking bullshit that i fucking deal with every fucking day is all of these goddamn niggers, gorillas that want to fucking beat the hell out of? my fucking door, them wiping their fucking hairy ass on my fucking window is fucking bullshit that i fucking see i fucking hate ... By: Brian Dixon. on 19 May 12, 06:09:32 i fucking hate niggers i'm the motherfucking? KKK MOTHERFUCKERS! reminds me of the ... By: Dramwisk Cosley. on 17 May 12, 11:51:14 reminds me of the sublime and o-so-wonderful? brass eye Before getting any ... 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By: 1Shalnark1. on 15 May 12, 16:48:55 This is all bullshit lies and media propaganda, and I haven't even? watched it yet. this is some? nice ... By: subriscus. on 13 May 12, 22:53:42 this is some? nice bullshit. Retarded? bs! By: kanopone. on 13 May 12, 07:02:54 Retarded? bs! Umm I find this ... By: ReptileDude511. on 13 May 12, 03:00:09 Umm I find this bullshit more interesting than the bullshit on news about celebrities? and other bullshit. Behind The Pen: How Marriage Works Posted by: TheOnion Video duration: 174 seconds Global video hits: 33493 Onion editorial cartoonist Stan Kelly is one of the world's top opinion-makers. He gets up close and personal in this new video series. See the cartoon, Holy Matri-Money, here: onion.com Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: bit.ly Like The Onion on Facebook: www.fb.com Follow The Onion on Twitter: www.twitter.com Related: the onion, comedy, satire, news, onion news network, onn, kelly Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: FuckingnW!? By: eedobee. on 26 May 12, 17:45:40 FuckingnW!? Make more? of these! By: NuxMatrix. on 26 May 12, 01:46:53 Make more? of these! INSIGHTFUL.? By: moodswyng. on 25 May 12, 19:16:57 INSIGHTFUL.? Yeah,? it's ... By: lusteraliaszero. on 25 May 12, 16:49:03 Yeah,? it's fantastic I seriously love ... By: TheRadicalOneNG. on 25 May 12, 03:08:50 I seriously love this and hope more Behind The Pen is? created in the future. 410? people are ... By: someoldcliche. on 24 May 12, 21:37:38 410? people are backstabbers I always like how? ... By: Tigercat919. on 24 May 12, 18:33:07 I always like how? most of his strips feature the Statue of Liberty with a tear coming from her eye. I'm not sure what ... By: TheSandvichTrials. on 24 May 12, 15:14:03 I'm not sure what comment you're looking at, I clearly stated he started. "Delusion or complete lack of knowledge of the results of any polls for the last? 6 months." - CouchPatato "oh yeah? what polls are you looking at? the ones from cbc cnbc and fox and the like that are all owned by vicom?....." - You "cite the polls you are referencing that show that paul has any chance" - CouchPatato So basically, "You don't know shit about polls" "You're just looking at the wrong polls" "Show me yours"? im not sure what ... By: iamLI3. on 24 May 12, 14:55:48 im not sure what conversation you're looking at , i was never the one who started talking about? polls..... Not in the same ... By: TheSandvichTrials. on 24 May 12, 14:43:37 Not in the same words, but you start taking him on on the polls part, talking about how he's mistaken, which clearly? means you must think you know more about it. i claimed no such? ... By: iamLI3. on 24 May 12, 14:35:01 i claimed no such? thing...... He assumed you ... By: TheSandvichTrials. on 24 May 12, 14:11:27 He assumed you lacked? any knowledge of polls, you claim otherwise, he wants to see which polls you get this info from. Confusing, eh? k again , "i asked ... By: iamLI3. on 24 May 12, 04:49:36 k again , "i asked a question , you then said "lack of knowledge of the results of any polls"? , i asked you what polls you're talking about , then you say "cite the polls you are referencing" i gave you links , you gave me some political blog names im assuming , you still haven't even made it clear what it is you're? talking about here...... stan kelly, what ... By: thatssomething1. on 24 May 12, 03:19:46 stan kelly, what are your views on gay? marriage? cartoon pronto please! Youtube videos that ... By: CouchPaladin. on 24 May 12, 02:21:53 Youtube videos that aren't even trying to be subtle about their bias are not? sources, link to actual polls. I was talking about pretty much all polls, i try to keep up to date on all of the offical ones. Gallup and Politicio are two good ones, and they show pretty clearly that paul has no chance. Ill give? you that! ... By: ProtoAlphaDog. on 23 May 12, 20:47:05 Ill give? you that! Very true indeed. And the average youtube user agrees ironically... I only laughed when ... By: GabinRevolution. on 23 May 12, 20:37:47 I only laughed when it was over because I? realized it had no point. I wish I had this ... By: CrapTurret94. on 23 May 12, 17:36:31 I wish I had this guy's voice.? watch?v=APQVGfGLoYE ... By: iamLI3. on 23 May 12, 16:34:09 watch?v=APQVGfGLoYE watch?v=zm9H1ojpIlA watch?v=hANPUKl0XpQ it's really not that hard to do a quick search on what's actually happening in the world around you :l ...... hey wait a? second i just realized , the op made a claim , i asked a question , you then said "lack of knowledge of the results of any polls" , i asked you what polls you're talking about , then you say "cite the polls you are referencing that show that paul has any chance"?? well come on buddy , where's you goods then eh?... anyone with a mind ... By: iamLI3. on 23 May 12, 16:29:44 anyone with a mind functioning with predictive models will realize that building 7 was a controlled demolition when they look at it , the original comment i replied to cast skepticism? of the us government's involvement in that false flag attack , did you even bother reading the conversation you're replying to?.... hhmmmm i can only seem to find mention on a wiki page that jp morgan was of catholic heritage , tried some searching but im coming up dry for this...... I know what ... By: CouchPaladin. on 23 May 12, 15:43:51 I know what building 7 is, but you gave it no context so its essentially just random words. cite sources for the heritage of the owners of banks please cite the polls you are referencing that show that paul has any? chance you're replying to ... By: iamLI3. on 23 May 12, 15:33:29 you're replying to a comment about the false flag attacks that happened on septemer 11th 2001? and you don't even know what building 7 is ._. kindly stfu gtfo or go fucking educate yourself..... irrelevant reply to a relative question you mean , banks control this society , and it's to my knowledge the majority of families that run said banks are of jewish decent oh yeah? what polls are you looking at? the ones from cbc cnbc and fox and the like that are all owned by vicom?..... <3? By: ikt123. on 23 May 12, 15:12:00 Is it? just me or ... By: SarahB360. on 23 May 12, 14:39:22 Is it? just me or this a ripoff from nostalgia critic's night at the crystal palace shorts? Random words ... By: CouchPaladin. on 23 May 12, 14:30:25 Random words Irrelevant question Delusion or complete lack of knowledge of the results of any? polls for the last 6 months. Now we know how to comment the iamLI3 way :D Pop Star's Single, 'Booty Wave', Most Likely Civilization's Downfall Posted by: TheOnion Video duration: 156 seconds Global video hits: 543439 Multi-millionaire pop sensation, K'ronikka, appears on Today Now! completely unaware that she is responsible for the deterioration of civilized society. Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: bit.ly Like The Onion on Facebook: www.fb.com Follow The Onion on Twitter: www.twitter.com Related: onion, comedy, booty wave, kronikka, the onion, satire, news, onion news network, onn Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: Is it really ... By: berryandrew19. on 26 May 12, 14:56:35 Is it really necessary to watch? the same vitamin water commercial at the beginning of every onion video? It's so funny, as ... By: TheStimpyland. on 26 May 12, 04:18:04 It's so funny, as K'Ronikka is? a joke, yet is legitimately better than Nicki Manaj. It's moments like ... By: TheStimpyland. on 26 May 12, 04:10:28 It's moments like this when the end of civilization seem most? imminent. LOL The? song at the ... By: TheStimpyland. on 25 May 12, 18:50:45 The? song at the end is legitimately better than Stupid Ho. Jesus Christ. "New? K'Ronikka ... By: TheStimpyland. on 25 May 12, 18:48:31 "New? K'Ronikka duet with LMFAO may cause mass suicides." LOL. Close your eyes? ... By: OftaPoftaRofta. on 25 May 12, 16:17:44 Close your eyes? while listening through this video and your opinion will change. booty wave actually ... By: ApostleOfDub. on 24 May 12, 00:33:04 booty wave actually sounds alot? better than most of the contemporary bull shit im force fed through my radio these days. I kind of want? ... By: kittecat963. on 23 May 12, 20:28:36 I kind of want? onion to take this video off, release the song on itunes, upload the music video and wait for the song to climb to number one. ....why did? i like ... By: 2slick2stick. on 23 May 12, 18:17:25 ....why did? i like the song......why? where? can i buy ... By: willam123098. on 22 May 12, 09:08:57 where? can i buy her album? lady gaga? ? By: PFCelis2. on 22 May 12, 07:34:02 lady gaga? ? This is so? ... By: VVP. on 22 May 12, 01:57:59 This is so? realistic! I'm really ... By: farhan00. on 21 May 12, 21:41:39 I'm really impressed by the writers' range of vernacular. They? know slang like "I just do my ish" and the amazing intro monologue. booty and wave.... ... By: willam123098. on 21 May 12, 11:20:52 booty and wave.... booty and? wave~~~~ I would actually ... By: Pankrakens. on 21 May 12, 01:54:17 I would actually want this song to play on the radio. It's a lot catchier and has? more creative lyrics than any of the other stars today. well it's a ... By: FlashFire40. on 20 May 12, 22:43:03 well it's a hilarious video / song. no problem? there right? If you're being ... By: Ablossey. on 20 May 12, 20:04:47 If you're being serious you're part of the worlds problem.? even worse, the ... By: SuperBallashotcalla. on 20 May 12, 10:25:51 even worse, the interviewers are hired by the same people as the musicians so they will fall all over themselves praising these 'artists'...at least here the? interviewers realize how bad the musician is Sorry Onion, the? ... By: formless777. on 20 May 12, 08:02:57 Sorry Onion, the? reality bar is sooooo much lower than this. Oh no ... I can't ... By: labarum312. on 20 May 12, 04:49:00 Oh no ... I can't get this song out of my? head .... AAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!! maby it is a fake ? ... By: sDiatyn. on 19 May 12, 13:05:14 maby it is a fake ? but still- bad song, ugly girl, not funny girl, hate the girl. ? the girl shows the ... By: sDiatyn. on 19 May 12, 13:03:21 the girl shows the new generation very good. the new generation is? very down standart. no, thanks ^^? By: sDiatyn. on 19 May 12, 13:01:54 no, thanks ^^? is this chick ... By: Unicron. on 19 May 12, 12:57:10 is this chick someone? famous ? Please? stop. ... By: SuperAng26. on 19 May 12, 05:23:59 Please? stop. LOLOLOL Woman Sets Record For Longest Amount Of Time Spent Talking About Oneself Posted by: TheOnion Video duration: 157 seconds Global video hits: 124697 Today Now! welcomes Linda Johnston, the inspiring woman who made history by talking about herself continuously for over fifty hours. Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: bit.ly Like The Onion on Facebook: www.fb.com Follow The Onion on Twitter: www.twitter.com Related: the onion, comedy, satire, news, onion news network, onn, today now, guinness world records Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: I know a girl ... By: MckyMseNTarotCrds. on 04 May 12, 23:23:00 I know a girl exactly like this too....um, actually pretty? much every girl I've ever met in my entire life is exactly like this. i have? old son and ... By: grahamkeithtodd. on 02 May 12, 17:59:46 i have? old son and she was fantastic! ;-) I think I would ... By: CarAndMyGuitar. on 30 Apr 12, 16:51:55 I think I would make a? pretty black woman -ing in my ... By: AquariaSpirit. on 29 Apr 12, 15:13:41 -ing in my business? because she always butts into whatever I happen to be doing on a computer like she might catch my cybering but I never do that lol. But anyways I just shut the door and locked it thinking that she would go away so I looked below the crack at the bottom of the door and I saw her feet standing there so and opened the door and I feaked the fuck out because she put the same mask on AGAIN and I rotflmao because I didn't expect her to still have the stupid-ass mask on so I got extr I was watching this ... By: AquariaSpirit. on 29 Apr 12, 15:09:03 I was watching this video on my computed and I got to about 1:51 and I heard a knock on my door and that's when I just paused the video to see who was knocking at my door. When I opened it my freaking sister was wearing a creepy Hillary Clinton mask and it scared the? crap out of me. I screamed like a girl but then I busted out laughing and I was freaking hilarious but you won't think it's hilarious because you just weren't there. So my sister asked what I was watching and I told he to stop gett lmao! you said I ... By: tjgkuragari. on 23 Apr 12, 22:29:39 lmao! you said I was aiming to bed them that is hilarious! nice replacement for not saying the other word lol? :D this reminds me of ... By: xxfobluvaxx. on 22 Apr 12, 23:05:58 this reminds me of this one time my friends said i talk about myself too much. and it's like, no i don't? of course I don't! there's not even much to talk about me! well maybe i talk about myself sometimes to give a story or something, because honestly i'm full of stories. like one time i was at a camp with all my friends and i was telling stories about when i? went to hawaii for a month ten years ago and everyone stayed awake for the whole time. i don't talk a lot of course i don't people are j- 2:02? :D By: bender183. on 21 Apr 12, 18:17:24 2:02? :D I think I would ... By: nickauff1234. on 19 Apr 12, 19:05:24 I think I would make a pretty black? woman lolol lol? By: D4rQW4v3. on 19 Apr 12, 18:50:56 lol? Did it really take ... By: republicofsandles. on 19 Apr 12, 11:44:30 Did it really take 4 days for someone to punch her? in the face? "Eric Cantor? Dead ... By: xJoeEDangerouslyx. on 14 Apr 12, 13:11:11 "Eric Cantor? Dead of Heroin Overdose" is probably the best Onion scroll ever. i love how ... By: SleepyQuake. on 13 Apr 12, 12:56:51 i love how onionnews is? dumbing everything down. these extensive "video explanations" of the satire goes way beyond what it should. either im too tired or i just dont think this is funny As a guy, I ... By: HO1ySh33t. on 13 Apr 12, 02:10:26 As a guy, I actually out-talked women like her. They make for easy trolling practice. I keep questioning their validity and credential, and drag them into circular logical reasoning slugfest. When their brains keep up with their mouth, they're already frustrated enough to shut up.? Still, not a good strategy if I was aiming to bed them... So does? duct tape. ... By: crinos43. on 12 Apr 12, 18:48:20 So does? duct tape. :) I have someone like ... By: Jose T Puello. on 12 Apr 12, 18:29:36 I have someone like that? in my leadership class...the worst is that in leadership u have to talk about urselve I swear to? god i ... By: SouthernOregonOrgani. on 12 Apr 12, 08:41:12 I swear to? god i know some one just like this. We dont hang out too often that much either... That? chick is hot. By: 69poonhunter69. on 11 Apr 12, 23:06:18 That? chick is hot. ...putting one's ... By: TheYouwontgetit. on 11 Apr 12, 18:02:30 ...putting one's cock into their mounth helps while meeting such females...? Sexist...? but ... By: ToothpasteCannon. on 11 Apr 12, 01:26:35 Sexist...? but FUCKING HILARIOUS. God,? I felt like ... By: 0Heavy0Metal0. on 06 Apr 12, 03:07:05 God,? I felt like punching her too! I would not last five minutes with her. lol the hosts are both trying to be polite, but are thinking "STFU". i love jim? and ... By: jeremimi. on 05 Apr 12, 18:43:17 i love jim? and traceys look at 1:49 This isn't a real ... By: MoldytoasterMedia. on 05 Apr 12, 08:43:17 This isn't a real news network, this is a? satirical video for comedic? purposes. ...i? love you By: writersblock91289. on 04 Apr 12, 22:42:28 ...i? love you Is that Lyndsay ... By: NAFmunchausen. on 03 Apr 12, 18:21:22 Is that Lyndsay Wagner?? '9/11 Conspiracy Theories Ridiculous' - Al Qaeda Posted by: TheOnion Video duration: 167 seconds Global video hits: 2659675 An Al Qaeda representative says that claims the US government was behind the attacks on Sept. 11th are demeaning to Al Qaeda. More coverage at: onion.com Related: the onion, comedy, satire, news, onion news network, onn Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: Talking to you,? is ... By: Nairababi. on 26 May 12, 08:13:44 Talking to you,? is like talking to a goat Over ... By: theoutremerlibrary. on 25 May 12, 21:22:45 Over 120m0ssadagents(plusExplosives)were ARRESTED in? connection with this crime ag ainst humanity. Only to be sent 'home' as he roes. See"WarWithIranCalledOff?israelisThe Threat","ExNavySealTalksAboutFalseflagterr orism"(BillWoods),"DrAlanSabroskyUSmilita ryWarCollege". Learn 'who'are killing Our tro ops and setting upAlQaedaCells while disgui sed asMuslems. Also caught robbing(harves ting)organs from their victims....Us ! you doknow this was ... By: reksub10. on 25 May 12, 14:52:21 you doknow this was a sketch for a site called the onion,,look in the more info section its under the comedy category ...some of their other sketches are quite funny aswell ,they do alot of parodies,,they did a good 1 in a congress mock up...disregard this comment if youalready? knowall this thats so true..lol ... By: reksub10. on 25 May 12, 14:47:52 thats so true..lol wasnt it ghandi who said "in a? minority of 1 the truth is still the truth" ..apperently he was a very wise man ... You know whats ... By: Turner9090. on 25 May 12, 11:36:29 You know whats funny I heard the? other day on some Video on you tube there was a clip of Osama walking up a hill with hundreds of "al ciada" running up the hill with ak's and ski masks and someone said they were actually civilians paid to do it like extras in a movie...just think about it..I was laughing why? is osama safe ... By: turtlliwdnifuoyehthr. on 25 May 12, 07:25:49 why? is osama safe in..... somewhere... The Christian bible ... By: Nyxlave. on 25 May 12, 00:54:34 The Christian bible doesn't tell people to celebrate Christmas, either. But it is just as much a part of Christianity as anything else is. The traditions of? a religion are inseperable from the religion itself. And I dare you to try telling a Jewish Rabbi otherwise. Since when do Al ... By: prosperity2all. on 24 May 12, 23:43:51 Since when do Al Qaeda reps hop on TV interviews because they're pissed about? people thinking the US is behind the attacks. These idiots were probably hired by the CIA to get on there and state Al Qaeda was behind the attacks so nobody finds out the truth that the US and Mossad did it. Truth is what is, ... By: BaboonLoveMonkey. on 24 May 12, 12:32:03 Truth is what is, regardless. Not what? someone believes. "Dissent is the ... By: CongressmanMck. on 24 May 12, 11:30:28 "Dissent is the highest form of patriotism" -Thomas? Jefferson yeah butmany a true ... By: reksub10. on 24 May 12, 03:39:29 yeah butmany a true word is spoke? in jest WHAT IS THIS ALL? ... By: FireTacoProductions. on 24 May 12, 02:10:35 WHAT IS THIS ALL? THE COMMENTS ARE PARAGRAPHS. ..I wanted to see ... By: ScoTTishN1NJA. on 23 May 12, 23:41:20 ..I wanted to see the baby pandas? :( Nowhere, I? mean ... By: Liborn Vejseli. on 23 May 12, 20:29:37 Nowhere, I? mean absolutely nowhere does the Qur'an say anything about wearing a certain dress/shirt, or growing a beard, and the age for marriage is when you hit puberty. "O children of Adam, we have provided you with garments to cover your bodies, as well as for luxury. But the best garment is the garment of righteousness. These are some of God's signs, that they may take heed." (Qur'an 7:26). Please do not mix tradition with religion of Islam. The Qur'an (The ... By: MrGrand231. on 23 May 12, 17:31:43 The Qur'an (The Islamic? Holy Book) is a failed piece of fiction. Most people who claim to be Muslim are dreaming of being a truck driver from Ohio with a Chervy truck and weekly beer and pizza night with the guys playing cards. Not wearing a dirty dress/shirt, greasy beard and eating spicy rice prepared by a chubby woman with fat ankles who he was forced to marry at age 12 by some perverted cleric who has a face permenantly covered by a cloth. I tried to make it ... By: yfromskyaist. on 23 May 12, 00:50:18 I tried to make it apparent that I had no bias, it was just? from studying the individual conspiracies. If you have a different opinion, tell me. But let's try to keep the flaming to a minimum, it just makes one look ridiculous and narrow-minded. (continued) As I ... By: yfromskyaist. on 23 May 12, 00:49:09 (continued) As I cannot remember off the top of my head the specifics, I am trying to? relay what I have concluded, so bear with me please. Can bombs cause the controlled demoliton? Yes. But does it mean that bombs are the only way the demolition came out relatively nice, without destroying its surrounding environment? No. In fact, many buildings were damaged in the area. Has there ever been any proof, security tape, or any kind that suggest a conspiracy? No. We just deduce from little pockets. (continued) they ... By: yfromskyaist. on 23 May 12, 00:45:51 (continued) they explained any situation I threw at them. What the conspiracy theorists said were entirely speculation. We orchestrated 9/11 because we want to justify moving into Iraq,? oil prices will rise, etc. These are entirely speculations with no evidence. The other side, however, only touched ideas such as steel never melts, but can fluctuate and degrade at high heat caused by jet fuel, and cause a demolition in an organized pattern out of a focal point. (continued) And no one on a ... By: yfromskyaist. on 23 May 12, 00:42:39 And no one on a youtube page can say they have the right to say they KNOW this is a conspiracy. These are all opinions. I have heard both sides, studied both sides. No, it is far from my major of choice, my majors are not either polisci, psychology, social engineering, or any other major one might consider deals with interaction of people. But from what I studied, the non-conspiracy side gave me concrete evidence, reason, and if they didn't know, then they didn't? know. Of course, (continued) The evidence ... By: yfromskyaist. on 23 May 12, 00:38:52 The evidence conspiracy theorist use are very... whimsical. Anyone can just *think* of an idea, and the fact is, with everything that is going on,people wish to blame it on the illuminati, the high world powers, or any one figure. I'm sorry, but life is tough. Things like this happens in this hell of a life. Don't just point fingers at a higher conspiracy holding the common people down, because whatever life throws at me, I'm going to end up on top. I refuse to? believe that I can't do it. What people don't ... By: yfromskyaist. on 23 May 12, 00:35:54 What people don't understand is, there is overwhelming support that this was indeed caused by a huge airplane crashing in a building... It's very, very, proveable. The conspiracy theories, in my opinion, have evidence here and there, but can also be explainable in the original scenario. And the last? thing is, America cannot hold a secret. It's most expensive and most secret project, Manhattan Project, was so secretly kept, but the USSR knew about it before the president himself did. Nope? By: InsanePickle007. on 22 May 12, 19:02:12 Nope? AE911truth) ... By: Headshothorror4488. on 22 May 12, 09:28:45 AE911truth) Pilots911truth) firefighters911truth) military911truth)? TYPE NOW. Experts/facts/physics 9/11 was obviously ... By: jeremyjabber. on 22 May 12, 00:26:52 9/11 was obviously and inside job. Anybody who says differently is? a complete fucking moron. The WTC7 suffered ... By: Hjernespreng. on 21 May 12, 19:28:18 The WTC7 suffered structural damage? from the towers collapsing, and had also a fire running rampant through the entire building for several hours that firefighters were unable to put out due to being pussy with the twin towers. Domino's Tests Limits Of What Humans Will Eat Posted by: TheOnion Video duration: 99 seconds Global video hits: 1098836 Despite ethical concerns about testing on humans, researchers say their work was necessary to determine the boundary between garbage and food. Related: the onion, comedy, satire, news, onion news network, onn Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: Is? butter a carb? By: TheGuardianCore. on 26 May 12, 18:06:40 Is? butter a carb? a hotdog in the ... By: EmoGrapefruit. on 26 May 12, 11:43:04 a hotdog in the pizza crust doesn't sound that bad? actually... Homer Simpson says ... By: reinhard earlin. on 23 May 12, 22:31:32 Homer Simpson says "Mmmmm.....garbage? pizza". TheOnion is the ... By: Charlie Jones. on 23 May 12, 03:34:29 TheOnion is the best? troll ever. No, I'd rather ... By: WasteTime4Passwords. on 23 May 12, 03:13:30 No, I'd rather watch the ads, again and? again, a billion times and then bitch about it. Get adblockplus. ... By: ASacredSpirit. on 23 May 12, 02:36:36 Get adblockplus. It's free and? works. "The equivalent of ... By: MemeCircuit. on 20 May 12, 19:47:42 "The equivalent of 5 Americans were killed? in Afghanistan today." LMFAO!! Same GODDAM ... 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By: aseidel816. on 14 May 12, 22:00:20 32.71 last count, but the Afghan worthiness rate is growing faster than the American rates. We may live in a world one day where one American life is only worth 2 Afghans. I blame? Obama. you joked about ... By: TheChosenPun. on 14 May 12, 02:11:09 you joked about that cheeseburger pizza in 2008 but? pizza hut actually made that a thing im not a yankee and ... By: MrOlson82. on 13 May 12, 04:34:25 im not a yankee and i agree but sweds are pussys and? the only thing you do good is take in the ass what if i was a ... By: MrOlson82. on 13 May 12, 04:32:08 what if i was a pizza with swedish? meats balls depends are you the ... By: MrOlson82. on 13 May 12, 04:27:48 depends are you the guy who plays a fuckin retard commenting on youtube? no just just lots? ... By: MrOlson82. on 13 May 12, 04:22:27 no just just lots? of butt raping and anal leakage haha next time dont ... By: MrOlson82. on 13 May 12, 04:19:26 haha next time dont take two months to reply, like i said nobody cares where you work, but anyway no problem. P.S when ever your done getting your ass pounded you can make me a pizza and limp your swollen ass over to my place, try not to get any of your ass? grease on it, hahaha have a good one Death to corporate ... By: TheRealRichardQueso. on 13 May 12, 03:58:47 Death to corporate pizza!!! LONG LIVE THE PIZZA LIBERATION ORGANIZATION!!! Now on Facebook (shameless plug).? thanks for being ... By: xxchelsealovessyouxx. on 13 May 12, 03:28:40 thanks for being an? asshole! fuck off! Lol I remember 2 ... By: TheChickenRiceBowl. on 12 May 12, 20:29:44 Lol I remember 2 years ago when I first started watching The Onion and this was the first one I? watched. I actually thought this was real. Lol I was such a dumb ass. The crust is really ... By: Timstuff. on 12 May 12, 08:11:03 The crust is really thin, and there's not? as much cheese. :( omly in? america! By: PNUTSHUFFLEZ323. on 11 May 12, 01:01:37 omly in? america! what's funny is? ... By: devw98. on 09 May 12, 20:36:41 what's funny is? it's kind of like this Supreme Court: Death Penalty Is 'Totally Badass' Posted by: TheOnion Video duration: 182 seconds Global video hits: 1557298 Despite arguments against capital punishment, the Justices overwhelmingly approved its use, especially if they get to participate in some executions. Related: the onion, comedy, satire, news, onion news network, onn Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: I am? the law By: evilmamaluigi. on 26 May 12, 10:48:10 I am? the law 1:12 "Benicio Del ... By: TheNuclearTurkey. on 24 May 12, 23:14:49 1:12 "Benicio Del Toro signs? deal to star in Benicio-Del-Toro language film" HA vitamin water? ... By: Timothy Blencowe. on 21 May 12, 14:52:40 vitamin water? commercial was epic! Brilliant humor. ... By: 0Heavy0Metal0. on 08 May 12, 15:27:38 Brilliant humor. Good catch.? You almost have to watch it three or four times to get all the jokes. Yeah, you have to ... By: 0Heavy0Metal0. on 08 May 12, 15:26:25 Yeah, you have to be? careful with the Onion. They will slip so many things in that it's hard to catch them all. I? was too busy ... By: jazzx251. on 07 May 12, 23:40:58 I? was too busy laughing at the main sketch to notice that - good spot! Hilarious! this is cnn? in a ... By: mepizzasmangled. on 06 May 12, 12:31:51 this is cnn? in a nut shell I want to know how ... By: Texan2525. on 05 May 12, 18:45:19 I want to know how these guys do not? bust in laughter when the actors try and do this This is silly.? By: 1985MANAmericana. on 01 May 12, 14:25:45 This is silly.? 2:13 "Democratic ... By: HarukaJoge. on 01 May 12, 01:00:35 2:13 "Democratic Party to change mascot? from donkey to snake eating its own tail" I? don't know how ... By: Kamehamayhem. on 01 May 12, 00:49:33 I? don't know how these people keep a straight face. Press 5 for I? am ... By: LazerFreak274. on 29 Apr 12, 22:28:23 Press 5 for I? am the law :') I am the? law! By: Spyderist. on 29 Apr 12, 02:41:18 I am the? law! I AM? THE LAW! By: qwerty200202. on 27 Apr 12, 15:04:00 I AM? THE LAW! This? video is THE ... By: Wafflepudding. on 27 Apr 12, 02:17:02 This? video is THE LAWL This video? is " ... By: Shadowcontheoriginal. on 26 Apr 12, 08:08:19 This video? is "Hella-Fuckin'-Balls-to-the-wall-awesome" @ 00:17 you ... By: Shadowcontheoriginal. on 26 Apr 12, 08:05:57 @ 00:17 you realized this may have? been fake... Well, I'm a lawn. ... By: Kurtortonta. on 24 Apr 12, 16:23:49 Well, I'm a lawn. Feel out of place here. :( ? how the hell do ... By: kimchiballers. on 23 Apr 12, 05:11:01 how the hell do these people keep a straight? face I am? the law By: kimchiballers. on 23 Apr 12, 05:09:11 I am? the law im your moms? law By: XtremeGaming123. on 12 Apr 12, 04:49:55 im your moms? law i am the law? By: JordiUp. on 11 Apr 12, 10:40:15 i am the law? I am? the law! By: wowzerinit. on 09 Apr 12, 20:06:14 I am? the law! I AM THELAW? By: 89Ingeniero. on 09 Apr 12, 16:46:37 I AM THELAW? I am the? law. By: STARSandBARS1994. on 08 Apr 12, 22:51:27 I am the? law. 'Iron Man' Trailer To Be Made Into Feature Film Posted by: TheOnion Video duration: 163 seconds Global video hits: 631790 Fans are worried that the feature film adaptation of the beloved trailer won't live up to the original 90-second story's vision. More coverage at: onion.com Related: the onion, comedy, satire, news, onion news network, onn Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: A punching? spree? By: HHGHHG10. on 09 May 12, 04:21:49 A punching? spree? yes thay did.? By: LeinadNesterbegne. on 09 May 12, 00:57:18 yes thay did.? They made that ... By: AnUntitledStory. on 06 May 12, 03:25:36 They made that trailer? into a movie? FUCK! You would be? ... By: Kamehamayhem. on 05 May 12, 17:29:31 You would be? surprised at how vapid the average Youtuber is. I asurre you. You would be surprised. sorry people? arent ... By: Dathinkingman. on 04 May 12, 10:56:09 sorry people? arent as dumb as you take them to be. This a satirical ... By: Kamehamayhem. on 04 May 12, 00:01:21 This a satirical criticism towards the superficial? and degrading film industry, by the way. Just a note for the slower people out there. hilarious...again!? ... By: deltaboeing1. on 03 May 12, 10:05:50 hilarious...again!? x lol If you like ... By: MrSiDE100. on 25 Mar 12, 21:29:10 If you like dictators, stay in Libya and shut up you totalitarian freek.? Surprised I didn't ... By: SuperWarking. on 07 Mar 12, 23:56:15 Surprised I didn't see any "First!" "This sucks" "You suck" "retarded" or "Fag/fagggg" comments lol! (In-case no one gets this, watch the? onion segment about the making a good video on YouTube contest) Is this real? I'm ... By: TheMagmagoblin. on 28 Feb 12, 18:45:08 Is this real? I'm pretending to? be stupid. No, it's a take on ... By: plastique45. on 20 Feb 12, 05:46:16 No, it's a take on how Hollywood films suck in comparison to their trailers which now show you EVERYTHING the movie has to offer? in 90 sec. how on earth does ... By: abdurrahmanR. on 19 Feb 12, 18:46:16 how on earth does she keep? that poker face going the whole time? It's joking about ... By: Philweasel. on 16 Feb 12, 14:06:03 It's joking about fan reactions to adaptions, and how people cry doom because of adaptions made to fit it to? different media instead of thinking how certain aspects can be brought out by said media. its funny because ... By: aderandie2. on 14 Feb 12, 17:23:43 its funny because no one realizes that a trailer comes from stock footage of an already made movie or everybody does and they'd rather just argue about a? fabrication. Punching spree xD? By: soadratmetc. on 12 Feb 12, 21:04:05 Punching spree xD? @youwontgetit No. ... By: BBardz. on 07 Feb 12, 23:50:39 @youwontgetit No. You're not.? This is satire. "fans love her 3/4? ... By: MEareCAT. on 07 Feb 12, 18:36:03 "fans love her 3/4? of a second roll." LMFAO damit! the? movie ... By: fermerwuvu. on 29 Jan 12, 22:20:17 damit! the? movie ruined the trailed =( You Don't Say?? By: ludwigalain. on 20 Jan 12, 10:35:45 You Don't Say?? god the onion is so ... By: killagbz. on 04 Jan 12, 17:06:28 god the onion is so fucking great . a punching? spree! lol Vagina? By: Xorcrupt. on 30 Dec 11, 00:02:21 Vagina? they seem to? be ... By: Z0mbieS1ayer. on 28 Dec 11, 11:56:00 they seem to? be doing this a lot these days oh i get the joke. ... 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Booker T & the MG's - green onions - mod classic 60s Posted by: tvinsider3 Video duration: 202 seconds Global video hits: 3187959 Booker T & the MG's - green onions - mod classic 60s Related: booker, the, mgs, green, onions, mod, classic, 60s Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: something sounds ... By: Lloyd636. on 04 Jan 08, 21:22:33 something sounds wrong with either his hammond or his leslies...? The black dudes ... By: Hobokenkid1. on 04 Jan 08, 13:47:47 The black dudes goota back old school...rap is? crap nothin like some ... By: zep4life. on 04 Jan 08, 02:18:33 nothin like some oldschool funky? soul-blues This is music, now ... By: gangstable. on 02 Jan 08, 18:27:36 This is music, now we have to put up with my chemical? romance and soula boy, PLEEEEEEEEEESE This song and vid ... By: Toeskus. on 09 Dec 07, 09:07:44 This song and vid are so fantastic! The Bass, drumss, guitar and organ all fit so? wel together! Just amazing. Best version of ... By: dtsecofr21. on 26 Nov 07, 00:59:30 Best version of Green Onions? available on utube .... Duck was cruisin' ... too bad they had to show him through most of Colonel Cropper's awesome solo. Excellence? in 60's ... By: henrysteel. on 16 Nov 07, 09:34:18 Excellence? in 60's instrumentals the? groove is just ... By: ahoff1987. on 08 Nov 07, 05:43:03 the? groove is just so natural. sick. Whoa! Found this ... By: pox1358. on 02 Nov 07, 03:15:44 Whoa! Found this by accident - thanks for (nicely) throwing this song on my path (I've? got it packed away on a 45). I'm off in search of 'black beans & rice'!! Man this song is ... By: TMMYDYER. on 19 Oct 07, 14:32:27 Man this song is old skool and a great? song. Oh man , Im gonna ... By: Mackmanblue. on 19 Oct 07, 07:49:01 Oh man , Im gonna get th' ol' Lambretta going again , strap on? 28 wing mirrors and ride around town in my fish-tail parker listening to this on my ipod lets think Booker T ... By: theoldpoot. on 19 Oct 07, 03:40:55 lets think Booker T and the M? G's.... the original classic.... no fighting... Maybe it's just ... By: zoznack. on 07 Oct 07, 16:20:54 Maybe it's just that you know squat about rock music, and so do "most people" whom you know. Not sure if Cropper was "better" then either Clapton or Hendrix,? but he definitely had an influence on Hendrix. An A1? CLASSIC!! By: RICHIEBSQUI. on 06 Oct 07, 18:10:22 An A1? CLASSIC!! The fact that most ... By: uberpirox. on 28 Sep 07, 07:40:56 The fact that most people (and? i) have never heard of Steve Cropper perhaps suggests his contribution to music was nothing near Hendrix' or Clapton's. ya know....it ... By: linkdog60. on 25 Sep 07, 16:10:10 ya know....it really doesn't matter who can outplay anyone. The fact that this song is a classic, played by tons of musicians and listened to by? people like us, makes this tune eternal. Hendrix would? be ... By: linkdog60. on 15 Sep 07, 04:39:17 Hendrix would? be great, so would Clapton Man wouldn't it be ... By: eargh. on 12 Sep 07, 13:06:08 Man wouldn't it be awesome? to have Hendrix solo over this tune Those white? boys ... By: Verence. on 08 Sep 07, 05:36:44 Those white? boys got SOUL. excellent!? I love ... By: LLANGSTON69. on 31 Aug 07, 16:45:36 excellent!? I love the blues brothers version too. love? it. great ... By: lylebass. on 24 Aug 07, 15:28:55 love? it. great tune. :)? love it ! By: mennorino. on 17 Aug 07, 10:19:19 :)? love it ! SOLID !? By: LAMF1968. on 02 Aug 07, 04:04:48 SOLID !? Al Qaeda Attacks Internet With Photo Of Adorable Piglet Posted by: TheOnion Video duration: 168 seconds Global video hits: 599206 Full coverage tonight at 10/9c only on IFC TV. The irresistibly cute photo was forwarded millions of times before servers collapsed. Original photo: yfrog.com Related: comedy, funny, onn, onion, news, network, ifc, al, qaeda, cute, overload, the onion, satire, onion news network Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: No, it isn't. ... By: TheStimpyland. on 25 May 12, 19:18:22 No, it isn't. Onion is a fake news network that parodies shit like Fox News.? this is probably ... By: thedoctor1421. on 25 May 12, 01:32:40 this is probably the wierdest? video ive ever seen I? will remain ... By: jackiechan4AAR. on 23 May 12, 16:53:48 I? will remain confused for the rest of my life..... Heres something you ... By: pbrownonyouification. on 23 May 12, 03:04:05 Heres something you also know.Puss n Boots isnt gonna be renewing his contract for the next "SHREK"® installment(Appearently,the kitty$ askin price is? too high,so Disney said NO.NOW the scary part! Pig in boots is replacing the cat cuz the Al Qiuda pig doesnt ask for more money.Oh God help us!!! Pretty ironic? bro By: InsanePickle007. on 22 May 12, 04:51:39 Pretty ironic? bro 2:43 why is? there ... By: tobyhawk828. on 21 May 12, 09:41:24 2:43 why is? there a danish flag? xD you're such a ... By: prn1111. on 19 May 12, 18:27:25 xD you're such a retard. You diss Americans but you can't even tell? this is fucking fake. OMFG, cute!!!? By: overbanked. on 16 May 12, 01:41:45 OMFG, cute!!!? ?Where? were you, ... By: mtime6. on 10 May 12, 23:00:33 ?Where? were you, when they put them boots on that piglet?? YOU ARE CRIPPLING? ... By: wasabi1787. on 09 May 12, 16:32:56 YOU ARE CRIPPLING? THE INTERWEBS!!!!!!!11111 I'm getting my ... By: EMANON92993. on 04 May 12, 02:40:06 I'm getting my bunker ready. ? lol they're talking ... By: CountBleep. on 01 May 12, 03:05:27 lol they're talking in hindi-urdu? not arabic. Omg if this is all ... By: Revolutionvideos01. on 01 May 12, 02:13:05 Omg if this is all terrorist did I would support them. terrorizing people with cuteness? Yes, this? is real. ... By: pinkkeith. on 30 Apr 12, 20:25:41 Yes, this? is real. This is what led the US to finally take Al-Qaeda down. stop? liking cute ... By: l1meyman. on 30 Apr 12, 18:11:50 stop? liking cute pictures, memes, and stop watching viral videos. You are supporting terrorism hahah ONN is great :) "...thank God it ... By: 0Heavy0Metal0. on 28 Apr 12, 12:27:31 "...thank God it was not wearing a little hat, or the damage could have been much worse" or "...when we pulled it down, the image of the nude elderly woman was spreading 7x faster that the piglet. lol that's just like our? government, make it worse instead of better. I would have loved to seen the little hat version... omfg? cute. By: YTSlakteren. on 23 Apr 12, 02:08:50 omfg? cute. Apparently Al Qaeda ... By: jjochems. on 19 Apr 12, 19:34:14 Apparently Al Qaeda understands America a lot? better than we understand them. "create a video so ... 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For more great videos check out: www.goodhousekeeping .com More from the World of Good Housekeeping: www.goodhousekeeping .com Subscribe to Good Housekeeping: subscribe.hearstmags .com - Related: onion, chop, cut, chopping, food, cooking Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: ... By: alkhafajiN. on 13 May 12, 09:38:02 loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool? I have to come ... By: SamsonWasAWitness. on 12 May 12, 22:17:37 I have to come back? to watch every time lol. Anyone else have ... By: Dilcoe2008. on 05 May 12, 00:58:40 Anyone else have to? come back here every single time they want to chop an onion? lol? By: mrcobain215calvary2. on 26 Apr 12, 17:29:12 lol? Jesus Doesn't Want ... By: RAAR125. on 22 Apr 12, 19:37:19 Jesus Doesn't Want Me for a Sunbeam intro? lik dis if? u cry ... By: Sylennce. on 17 Apr 12, 16:29:55 lik dis if? u cry evertim My mom? stopt doing ... By: justmiey. on 14 Apr 12, 21:36:52 My mom? stopt doing it for me.. I am,? but I'm ... By: DaveTMR. on 13 Apr 12, 02:32:41 I am,? but I'm still a grammar Nazi. Obviously not a? ... By: tramen. on 12 Apr 12, 18:13:57 Obviously not a? Redditor are you? Downvoted? just for ... By: DaveTMR. on 12 Apr 12, 15:49:09 Downvoted? just for your spelling. lyk dis? if u cry ... By: bmwguy. on 12 Apr 12, 05:28:30 lyk dis? if u cry evrytim lol? By: delicatelilflower88. on 11 Feb 12, 12:51:00 lol? yeah? great idea i ... By: ongxizhe. on 10 Feb 12, 03:48:01 yeah? great idea i just cut my fingers chopping onions That's how you do ... By: justb3ingm01. on 04 Feb 12, 19:12:35 That's how you do it? I was at work the other day and had completely forgotten how to cut one properly. Needless to? say, I butchered the damn thing. But now I know! :) 30 people never ... By: RestaurantEquipment. on 01 Feb 12, 17:20:40 30 people never learned how? to cut an onion. Dang... Started ... 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Oh my goooooood like a total idiot... HAHA WOMAN!? By: HippyVeterano. on 08 Dec 11, 21:24:18 HAHA WOMAN!? Pretend You Give A Shit About The Election Posted by: TheOnion Video duration: 180 seconds Global video hits: 583023 Our morning show's political correspondent offers tips on how you can seem informed about politics without picking up a single newspaper. Related: the onion, comedy, satire, news, onion news network, onn Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: racists? By: SUPERIRAQIII. on 07 May 12, 19:56:20 racists? YOU ARE WATCHING ... By: dawnofmonkey. on 02 May 12, 20:18:17 YOU ARE WATCHING NETWORK ENJOY...? The? first "non- ... By: Alan7997. on 28 Apr 12, 21:42:41 The? first "non-opinion" actually has some credence! lol The captions at? 1: ... By: Onheste. on 25 Apr 12, 04:20:10 The captions at? 1:36 got me! The black one. ROFL!!! you're retarded? By: magicaIpineapple. on 17 Apr 12, 17:26:35 you're retarded? If this was on ... By: BoxheadTheGriefer. on 01 Apr 12, 02:39:01 If this was on national television, it would be the most watched news network ever because? no one actually gives two shits about politics and wants to laugh their ass off. There is no excuse ... By: silverdice22. on 08 Mar 12, 01:23:06 There is no excuse to not not vote?...? brain.... cannot.......compU- errorerrorerrorerrorerrorerrorerrorerrorerrorerrorerrorerrorerrorerrorerrorerror Now that I am? of ... By: brystonhutchinson. on 05 Mar 12, 16:25:15 Now that I am? of age to vote, this really helps haha "IS YOUR CHILD AT? ... By: mattworkshere. on 26 Feb 12, 06:17:08 "IS YOUR CHILD AT? RISK OF BECOMING FAT LIKE YOU?" Yes, yes they are....and thank you Onion. The ending of that ... By: xSxRATTLEHEADx. on 20 Feb 12, 21:10:46 The ending of that is fucken? priceless I'd like? to see ... By: nateyj11. on 18 Feb 12, 04:23:46 I'd like? to see ONN do an inspirational piece on the mentally retarded people who create 5-Hour Energy ads. Non-voting? is easy ... By: TheScienceguy77. on 17 Feb 12, 02:05:09 Non-voting? is easy: Half the Population does it! Lol Everybody says ... By: eyesopen14. on 04 Feb 12, 02:36:05 Everybody says there's a RACE problem? that can only be solved when the third world pours into EVERY white country and "assimilates." What if I said there was this RACE problem that could only be solved only if millions of non-blacks were brought into EVERY black country and "assimilated"? How long before people realize I'm not talking about a RACE problem, but a final solution to the BLACK problem? They say they're anti-racist, but they're anti-white. Anti-racist is a code word for anti- white LMAO? By: TheKongFuze. on 01 Feb 12, 15:48:49 LMAO? fucking? americans. ... By: dale9bx. on 30 Jan 12, 23:31:42 fucking? americans... And when we come ... By: 1985MANAmericana. on 28 Jan 12, 05:21:35 And when we come back, three-time Grammy Award? winner Shanaandra'naah Thats hilarious. ... By: PuLse285. on 27 Jan 12, 23:55:39 Thats hilarious. But i still prefer to just be honest and say: Sorry I dont give a fuck about politics :) . Its all? nonsense anyway! Barack Obama (Bar- ... By: Scavah. on 27 Jan 12, 18:48:17 Barack Obama (Bar-ock Oh-bah-muh):? The Black One This is actually ... By: Theespada13. on 23 Jan 12, 02:24:50 This is actually useful? information. Sooo? timely. By: SuperSetCA. on 11 Jan 12, 14:36:19 Sooo? timely. Bar-ock? Oh-bah-muh. By: Ryak1234. on 26 Dec 11, 15:16:11 Bar-ock? Oh-bah-muh. after all that you ... By: reGneaZ. on 25 Dec 11, 05:37:34 after all that you told us, there is no excuse to not not? vote, hahahahahahaha I have also noticed ... By: AdmiralBetas. on 24 Dec 11, 00:14:57 I have also noticed that thing you said.? Im? an independent ... By: Kyran11111. on 22 Dec 11, 22:51:26 Im? an independent lol its funny, cause ... By: ARTISTofPORTRAIT. on 13 Dec 11, 18:17:40 its funny, cause people actually? do these things. CIA's "Facebook" Program Dramatically Cut Agency's Costs Posted by: surikanta Video duration: 204 seconds Global video hits: 177379 from Onion News Network Season 1 Episode 9 Related: onion news network, onn, facebook, cia Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: It does have it's ... By: KaizerhamsteR. on 24 May 12, 06:15:33 It does have it's drawbacks for the CIA, as for example, if I, or any relatively smart person had a "criminal scheme" that person could use facebook with false information, therefore? "playing" the CIA and making it lose timke/follow false leads. Anyone else? notice ... By: Sanvorae. on 23 May 12, 02:01:01 Anyone else? notice "Agent Frank Lewis" at 1:18? Anyone else? notice ... By: Sanvorae. on 23 May 12, 02:00:41 Anyone else? notice "Agent Frank Smith" at 1:18? the CIA is in your ... By: THorMAN101. on 19 May 12, 11:45:46 the CIA is in your house right now they have? a team of nano spiders called arachnospies that look just like regular spiders. also every breath you take contains tiny microcameras that see every cell in your body just ask alex jones Police ... By: JoeSoap5021. on 06 May 12, 16:16:16 Police state.George? Orwell was so right! lol, I still don't? ... By: raleighmak. on 05 May 12, 01:31:43 lol, I still don't? get it myself...lol yes,? agree with ... By: raleighmak. on 05 May 12, 01:31:13 yes,? agree with eccentricity00 - well said! IT IS NOT ABOUT ... By: frankieK1990. on 28 Apr 12, 07:34:54 IT IS NOT ABOUT FACEBOOK AT ALL...IT'S ALL ABOUT ECHELON! They don't need facebook to be able to know where you are and what you are doing... Don't forget that the NSA and others can see the? earth on 380 degrees in LIVE, so they can just look through your window thanks to their satellites,? and from professionnal sources, I know that they can see you as close as 3 meters... .THEY WERE ALREADY WATCHING YOU LONG BEFORE FACEBOOK HAS BEEN CREATED YOU NUTS!!! 2:45 " Deranged ... By: Revelationsparkour. on 21 Apr 12, 03:45:23 2:45 " Deranged mathematician commits first truly? random shooting" Thanks abeldanger? ... By: OttoLund. on 11 Apr 12, 02:37:57 Thanks abeldanger? net A source, sure. ... By: empyrealist. on 08 Apr 12, 20:15:23 A source, sure. That's a given. Primary? Would expect more from them. Even after the whole Iraq "WMD" bullshit.? Glad this is the Onion. Either you are ... By: ydyammo. on 08 Apr 12, 10:19:44 Either you are trolling, or you are an American... Cause I would even prefer the KGB or the Gestapo tracking me, than the CIA. Heck... even having the Chinese running? things would feel better. At least they're not bombing a new country every 2 weeks. So? sick of hving ... By: 7Sairz. on 08 Apr 12, 07:19:05 So? sick of hving no privacy the internet can be ... By: xBl00dBrothersX. on 01 Apr 12, 18:10:45 the internet can be very dangerous. I personally support that the CIA/FBI monitors? the internet. It's not that "[our lives are] so important" but it's more about keeping a leash on the wild internet which can be extremely dangerous. Besides who the fuck cares if they monitor say 200 million U.S. citizens? Who the fuck cares? The CIA keeps this country safe doing whatever they do, though they are not to be trusted entirely. What do you think info of 200mil people looks like? It's just data mate. CIA tested a ... By: casteelbryanc. on 31 Mar 12, 02:16:26 CIA tested a successful HIV vaccine on a classified CIA recruit in 2009. ? This recruit is gay and wasnt given? a choice.? The vaccine also provides immunity from leukemia. Get ready for the HIV vaccine. Direct source media leak. DEA sourced the classified CIA recruit for the CIA program without legal consent. After the vaccine worked, the CIA tried to force him into employment. He refused. In Jan 2010, he turned the CIA in to Congress for violating his civil liberties and for other abuses. -bc "Trojan recalls ... By: squirttle92. on 25 Mar 12, 10:21:17 "Trojan recalls 10,000? condoms just to see the look on people's faces" its not that they ... By: GeorgeNada1. on 17 Mar 12, 22:57:26 its not that they are.. its that they have the ability to... jobs that require a background check, and? regular ones, also check facebook,twitter etc. mainly to see if your the type of person that complains about your jobs and using names, threating bosses, etc. and that basically gives your potentional employer the ability to hire/not hire you based on your character instead of your qualifications.. but hey, no ones forceing them to put thier life story on the web... If you honestly ... By: hardnewstakenharder. on 14 Mar 12, 05:01:38 If you honestly believe that your life is so important that the CIA is monitoring your every move, then there's no helping how stupid you are.? If? this is true ... By: HighTyro05. on 14 Mar 12, 02:26:25 If? this is true then I'll EAT MY OWN SHOE. Now, I do know that the CIA can do some amazing things with your cell phone...even when you think it's "off"...but if a CIA agent has to use facebook to pin point your location then they probably dont need to be in the Agency...I wonder if that's how they "got his brother" too funny but that ... By: t0ny1105. on 11 Mar 12, 23:51:04 too funny but that shit is so sad that? it's true tho It is a? story from ... By: Gunzle1. on 11 Mar 12, 16:46:28 It is a? story from The Onion, do some research peeps and you will find out that this story, although it seems likely, is not a true story. The Onion/Saturday Night Live = comedy, not actual 'news' Can you say "Gullible"? Let's all try... Comes from the ... By: nschenk. on 09 Mar 12, 01:18:30 Comes from the black budget :)? Lol? By: swan6807. on 07 Mar 12, 00:06:13 Lol? hahah me? too By: KLR229. on 01 Mar 12, 20:45:07 hahah me? too u mean maylay, lol ... By: lloydpopp13. on 01 Mar 12, 19:56:05 u mean maylay, lol me? too Multiple Stab Wounds May Be Harmful To Monkeys Posted by: TheOnion Video duration: 68 seconds Global video hits: 2589318 Repeatedly stabbing monkeys with sharpened objects may have an adverse effect on their health, according to a new study. More coverage at: onion.com Related: the onion, comedy, satire, news, onion news network, onn Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: yeh you sort? of ... By: jamesyboii100. on 25 May 12, 15:45:57 yeh you sort? of just told me and anyone else who may check comments....... nice one I look forward to ... By: Nevets123. on 25 May 12, 13:51:58 I look forward to seeing the wonderful studies on boiling, this study team is really getting revolutionary results which? is why I've been following there work for so long. cant stab my monkey ... By: SuperScorpious. on 24 May 12, 15:43:53 cant stab my monkey no more,? just gonna settle with stabbing my pussy cat...... o .o are you american?? By: mcovalt. on 24 May 12, 03:47:25 are you american?? I bet? you thought ... By: bjnbenner. on 24 May 12, 02:36:42 I bet? you thought this comments was serious. NOPE Chuck Testa i love troll news? By: lexyvana. on 24 May 12, 00:35:22 i love troll news? If it's a video it ... By: reinhard earlin. on 23 May 12, 22:52:30 If it's a video it has to be real, just like? Star Wars and the Death Star..... Not sure if you are ... By: manga4428. on 23 May 12, 17:10:05 Not sure if you are stupid or- No.. You? are stupid. Not too bright, are ... By: manga4428. on 23 May 12, 17:06:24 Not too bright, are you?? Seems legit.? By: Vulbor. on 23 May 12, 03:18:56 Seems legit.? moron? By: AuroTurtle. on 23 May 12, 01:32:21 moron? its not real. its a ... By: Yeeeooo000. on 22 May 12, 15:48:13 its not real. its a joke... satire.. a sketch whatever you want to call it. maybe? your the stupid one lol WHAT?!!! What kind ... By: WorkOverTime. on 21 May 12, 22:00:38 WHAT?!!! What kind of SICK people would do this to innocent animals???? Those people deserve to ROT in jail!!!! . I bet you thought this comment was serious, just like when you saw your first Onion video? you thought it was serious. Ah, nostalgia... STRONG ... By: AmbivalentActuality. on 21 May 12, 16:52:07 STRONG LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL OH? MISC Nexius? can take 5 ... By: feignswifty. on 21 May 12, 10:15:07 Nexius? can take 5 questions now. For all you people ... By: Robocotey. on 21 May 12, 08:06:28 For all you people out there this was never a tv show it was canceled,? many people actually thought it was real it was just a funny series that you could buy Me? too. By: MrTimothy250. on 20 May 12, 19:57:58 Me? too. Fucking Idiot!!? By: KoboshiBlackClaw. on 20 May 12, 05:13:02 Fucking Idiot!!? Lmao first of all ... By: KoboshiBlackClaw. on 20 May 12, 05:12:53 Lmao first of all it WAS a show it wouldn't be on a networking program if it wasn't and two it WAS canceled my friend confirmed it for me before I was about to ask him if they made any new episodes this show was quite controversial BECAUSE people like you thought it was real. Onion news was apart of a cable channel called IFC and hasn't made a season three due to there cancellation. Don't believe me check out the Huffington Post about it they did a whole article about? the Onion News canceling. #1 this was never a ... By: AuroTurtle. on 20 May 12, 03:35:11 #1 this was never a show you idiot #2 it was? never canceled. Damnit, back to? ... By: norevelation. on 19 May 12, 07:31:25 Damnit, back to? the drawing boards! okay...how? about ... By: MsSunhappy. on 18 May 12, 22:40:50 okay...how? about forking? I wouldn't care ... By: NotnaRed. on 18 May 12, 19:00:47 I wouldn't care because the people from Greece allready do. Greetings from? Germany. :D This? works ... By: rafamarquezfan1. on 18 May 12, 06:03:44 This? works perfectly on justin bieber fans. wth is? wrong with ... By: ActionStar00. on 18 May 12, 04:04:54 wth is? wrong with you? Americans are not idiots. How would you like it if they called you country idiots! Booker T & the MG 's - Green Onions (Original / HQ audio) Posted by: dutchmanmm Video duration: 178 seconds Global video hits: 1711325 Exactly what the title says. :) Related: booker, t., the, mgs, green, onions, original, hq, audio Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: Classic. This ... By: JJStraight568. on 26 May 12, 15:38:13 Classic. This reminds me of an Ocean's 11 scene....suave. ? no high, no drinks. ... By: MrRijnsburger. on 26 May 12, 11:30:41 no high, no drinks...still wanna? dance This song is a ... By: MCSuire. on 25 May 12, 20:49:36 This song is a classic; I knew of it even before watching the? Sandlot. Interesting, I can ... By: lovesfreedomtoo. on 25 May 12, 20:32:03 Interesting, I can honestly say I would have never come up? with that answer, but it is much better than mine I? first heard this ... By: karatekidbandicoot. on 25 May 12, 00:08:06 I? first heard this on The Sandlot Thumbs up? if the ... By: PENGAL3NGAD1NGD0NG. on 24 May 12, 18:09:02 Thumbs up? if the Barmitzvah episode of American Dad brought you here. GTA:San? Andreas... ... By: Cl4udio92. on 24 May 12, 17:40:26 GTA:San? Andreas... :) after hearing this ... By: amazingfan15. on 23 May 12, 23:00:09 after hearing this song everywhere, i am so glad? i finally found it. Indeed.? I like the ... By: finnmick96. on 23 May 12, 19:46:49 Indeed.? I like the smooth Hammond organ groove the best in this song. :D song always reminds ... By: TheDutchie25. on 23 May 12, 09:56:32 song always reminds me of the Blues Brothers? one of the? ... By: CreepyTheButcher. on 23 May 12, 05:29:13 one of the? funkiest songs of all time!! oceans!? By: horsemoose1. on 22 May 12, 22:57:09 oceans!? OK that is a good 1 ... By: Nicksolo85. on 22 May 12, 20:24:49 OK that is a good 1 but I was actually? thinking that both take place in Summer 1962. But neither were made in the 1962. American Graffiti debuted in 1973 while The Sandlot debuted in 1993. My guess is they? ... By: lovesfreedomtoo. on 22 May 12, 18:33:16 My guess is they? are both films about coming of age...in there with the best of them, including Stand By Me....not sure if that is what your are thinking *telling the? ... By: brunosupertramp1. on 22 May 12, 10:25:33 *telling the? masterplan* boy, the trolls ... By: prober45. on 21 May 12, 21:37:15 boy, the trolls really came around for this classic.? Magic on a Hammond.. that's what this is Dressman! ? By: JYTKYPEKKA. on 21 May 12, 13:28:41 Dressman! ? Fuck, the only ... By: AltruisticAlbatross. on 21 May 12, 07:10:37 Fuck, the only thing? I can think of hearing this is adult diapers. American Graffiti!! ... By: airopp81. on 20 May 12, 22:53:49 American Graffiti!!!!? A friend? of mine ... By: FireWalkWithMe1986. on 20 May 12, 04:48:44 A friend? of mine in Middle SChOOl named Dan is the nephew of Steve Croper the guitarist on this song who was also in the Blues Brothers band. Dan if your out there, Whats up? I heard this song ... By: Nicksolo85. on 19 May 12, 21:19:10 I heard this song in The Sandlot & American Graffiti. Both are awesome movies. Whenever I hear this line, I think of Hamm arguing with that Philips kid. Best line during that? scene... Hamm: "You play ball like A GIRL!" Here's a good question: What does The Sandlot have in common with American Graffiti? Oceans 11 brought? ... By: 13LinkFan. on 19 May 12, 19:34:28 Oceans 11 brought? me here! Man this makes? me ... By: AccessDenied55. on 19 May 12, 15:45:43 Man this makes? me wanna go pull the plastic cover off my old Lincoln Contiental and take a roadtrip wow thats a? tune!! ... By: JLSXXX. on 19 May 12, 13:53:47 wow thats a? tune!!!!!!!!! this movie was? so ... By: SvenJunior. on 18 May 12, 19:24:45 this movie was? so awesome! This was my childhood Poll: Bullshit Is Most Important Issue For 2008 Voters Posted by: TheOnion Video duration: 145 seconds Global video hits: 280464 For a majority of likely voters, meaningless bullshit will be the most important factor in deciding who they will vote for in 2008. More coverage at: onion.com Related: the onion, comedy, satire, news, onion news network, onn Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: wow? sooo true By: MrCharlesdobe. on 14 May 12, 03:02:11 wow? sooo true There is nothing ... By: randall2020. on 08 May 12, 10:17:21 There is nothing more bullshit than libertarianism.? If Ron Paul? were ... By: AndrewTraceur. on 07 May 12, 18:22:00 If Ron Paul? were to wear a hard-hat in a factory, I would be more likely to vote for him. Instead, all that he has done so far is talk about non-bullshit issues like economic reform. 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By: Tekelt. on 15 Mar 12, 23:06:57 Two guys talking bullshit about bullshit on a bullshit channel - like Inception,? only with bullshit.. XD It's funny? cuz its ... By: vicariousjojoe. on 08 Mar 12, 15:36:37 It's funny? cuz its true. I just voted today, ... By: AntiRacismAndHateCom. on 07 Mar 12, 01:21:28 I just voted today, but I didn't watch enough news to find out all the bullshit in this election. I did something horrible and researched the candidate instead. I voted for the candidate based on his voting history, ethics, and political views instead of what his religion is. I don't even know what his religion is. Even worse, what if the person I voted for got drunk in college decades ago? How will I ever live with myself if I voted for a man who did exactly what I did last week?? Wait.. Wtf.. I ... By: DaFleegsta. on 25 Feb 12, 01:57:33 Wait.. Wtf.. I thought the onion was supposed to? do FAKE news!!?!?11 They forgot to? say ... 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By: philisacoolguy. on 26 May 12, 07:30:25 You assume that that's what the government is putting our money into? lol Google America's report card for infrastructure. Google? our average rank in education worldwide. You can blow your ... By: dragonsder. on 24 May 12, 05:46:12 You can blow your money on taxes and have the government build aircraft carriers or give it away to random people,? or you can blow your money on stupid shit and run up a huge credit debt. Face it, most Americans are completely fiscally irresponsible. Yeah man, it's not ... By: wmooring. on 24 May 12, 05:06:41 Yeah man, it's not like a reliable infrastructure and basic education, medical care, etc., has ever been useful, at all! You're? an idiot! RE-DOUBLE? FREEDOM ... By: DanHall4RonPaul. on 18 May 12, 18:21:13 RE-DOUBLE? FREEDOM MOVEMENT R3VOLUTION Make the right (US) strong for... NO ONE BUT PAUL! We have all the "working capital" we each individually need... and we have it in great abundance! two-step 4Freedom + fb = Fame & Fortune + VICTORY 1. bit.ly/TDP-DanielHall4Freedom DailyPaul 2. Use your .WS 4Freedom URL as Signature in each "status update/share." Freedom is not free. True free market yields peace & prosperty 4All. Oppose unjust war!!! MLKJr.: /watch?v=b80Bsw0UG-U 4Freedom .WeSovereign All money should be ... By: Lightrider4444. on 12 May 12, 05:19:33 All money should be thrown in? the hole. We need a resource based economy. I would like to sue ... By: sonamagrawal12. on 10 May 12, 14:06:53 I would like to sue Onion for alluding to reality so blatantly in the name of News spoof. There are who people still believe that moneyhole? is a policy that should not questioned. How can onion be so irresponsible ? The less money ... By: steviewonder74CEA. on 09 May 12, 06:16:45 The less money there? is, the more money is worth... -.- the money fire <3? By: bender183. on 06 May 12, 03:32:20 the money fire "What about? the ... By: Chefodeath. on 02 May 12, 15:27:18 "What about? the soldier hole, or the energy hole?"-I lost it there. once the? middle ... By: djoyce507. on 28 Apr 12, 17:21:20 once the? middle east is covered, we are done... lol of course, ... By: nothuman100. on 27 Apr 12, 22:37:46 lol of course, surprised i didnt think of? that Burn it? for fuel ... By: Mantiskova. on 25 Apr 12, 17:07:40 Burn it? for fuel of course. I want a money fire ... By: hucklebur1. on 18 Apr 12, 03:12:25 I want a money fire...? Take the "Onion" ... By: evelsteev. on 17 Apr 12, 22:12:13 Take the "Onion" part of it, and just slap Democrats or Republicans...and it'll? be the same exact thing. LOL If we stop ... By: zosko1. on 14 Apr 12, 17:43:15 If we stop destroying money, the terrorists? win. It's? sure funny ... By: HellsKat123456789. on 06 Apr 12, 17:03:29 It's? sure funny though. xD Whats so scary ... By: nothuman100. on 06 Apr 12, 01:00:31 Whats so scary about that?? If you really think about it money is the most useless thing humans have created, all you can do with it? is give it away Amagine if something like the movie the day after tomoro happend, and bill gates was at the bank when it happend... would he be able to survive with all that money?? thanks, little? ... By: diva38391. on 05 Apr 12, 13:55:33 thanks, little? girl :) hey kid, if you ... By: thefetishkingfarts. on 05 Apr 12, 04:16:38 hey kid, if you cant enjoy satire, go get urself? a republican dick and suck on it this video is ... By: diva38391. on 04 Apr 12, 21:30:05 this video is unamerican, fuck? these hippies. ? exactly -and ... By: lhcarter. on 01 Apr 12, 18:52:14 ? exactly -and that is REALLY scary you know if they ... By: USAFadrenalineJunkie. on 29 Mar 12, 22:11:52 you know if they actually WERE doing this, our money would actually be worth more. oh the irony lol. less money floating around the market, the? more that it's worth. this isn't a bad idea! I? love the money ... By: Kblues80. on 27 Mar 12, 21:44:33 I? love the money fires "MY FATHER HAD TWO ... By: 98vicky89. on 26 Mar 12, 20:12:57 "MY FATHER HAD TWO JODS JUST SO HE? COULD THROW MONEY DOWN THAT HOLE"XD Romney's Super Tuesday Polls Surge After He Begins Flaunting His Wealth Posted by: TheOnion Video duration: 178 seconds Global video hits: 38926 Instead of downplaying his millionaire status, Mitt Romney is now wearing fur coats and gold chains. Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: bit.ly Like The Onion on Facebook: www.fb.com Follow The Onion on Twitter: www.twitter.com Related: the onion, comedy, satire, news, onion news network, onn, mitt romney, ron paul, rick santorum, newt gingrich, republican primary, presidential election, war for the white house Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: Got? last place? By: lifesgoodNC. on 25 May 12, 14:19:55 Got? last place? Did any one else ... By: itisloading. on 15 May 12, 03:01:26 Did any one else feel the need to search "monkey business"? after that? Hey, they included ... By: SleepDirtyJazzySet. on 14 May 12, 06:28:41 Hey, they included Paul; now the interwebs may be? at rest Yay for more Andera ... By: odd0odium. on 03 May 12, 04:00:09 Yay for more Andera fuck politics im ... By: fishmouth18. on 28 Apr 12, 03:41:13 fuck politics im going? to masturbate over porn Damn they bashed? ... By: Serouisly. on 25 Apr 12, 04:54:05 Damn they bashed? on Paul. Ignore him, he's ... By: CyborgNation. on 21 Apr 12, 06:41:51 Ignore him, he's obvious a troll. And if he's not I'm scared of such a man becoming a "teacher.to.be" He doesn't dig deep enough to find the real answers? that's up to him. I love the? intro By: JediMasterOW. on 21 Apr 12, 03:07:36 I love the? intro you make a decent ... By: nerdyharry. on 18 Apr 12, 01:01:13 you make a decent point about gold potentially being impractically scarce, and i'm not the person to refute that. watch that documentary, [it's a brief, but fastidious history of western finance, i'm not sending you to some hack bullshit or libertarian promotional crap. just check it out. if you have the attention span, it's interesting.] and learn that ron pauls ken? into the realm of global economy is maybe a little deeper than you can shake a stick at. silver corrodes, ... By: nerdyharry. on 18 Apr 12, 00:54:40 silver corrodes, platinum is even rarer. semi-precious stones look nice but are nowhere near as useful as gold, and many can be fabricated cheaply. war bonds can only be ethical when the war involves more than one actual army, and is winnable. and which crops? because hemp is the most viable option by far, because if food crops were used it would be too easy for abuses by corporate agriculture to go unchecked. hot tip: the economy is crooked and inflation, like war, is induced by? profiteers. Wait, so your way ... By: PainMonkey. on 17 Apr 12, 22:52:56 Wait, so your way of communicating your dissaproval of my comment on your politician's ineptitude is by assuming I had an opinion that was almost, but not quite, completely connected to what I said? Bravo, ten internets for you^^ What part of "I don't mind a standard" don't you understand? Gold's too rare by itself. Support it with silver, platinum, maybe semi-precious stones, war bonds, crops....gold was great when? we had 500 million people and you could buy a house for fifty dollars, not now. oh, and speaking ... By: nerdyharry. on 17 Apr 12, 22:28:52 oh, and speaking of? ignorant; you think inflation just naturally and unavoidably happens, don't you... uh, no. he talks ... By: nerdyharry. on 17 Apr 12, 22:27:22 uh, no. he talks more like the kind of guy who'd have given up his own seat for rosa parks. i'm just gonna recommend you watch a documentary called? "the money masters", and then you come back and try telling me paul is *hah* ignorant. yeah he wants to reset from the thin-ice ventures america has ensconced itself, and it's identity, and its fate, in, like peacetime military occupations of foreign countries and fractional reserve banking. it'd be tough, but your country would be independent again. Yep, old fashioned ... By: PainMonkey. on 17 Apr 12, 19:02:33 Yep, old fashioned like "Get to the back of the bus, Rosa" kinda guy XD I have seen no level of wisdom present. In fact, his insistence on a gold standard is completely ignorant of economics, inflation, population expansion, foreign relations, resource availability, and ecology. It seems DELIBERATELY? ignorant. I don't mind a standard, but look what an exclusive gold standard did to Alaskan landscape. Like i said, I can go on. I will be putting? ... By: dreamingpixles. on 17 Apr 12, 08:10:44 I will be putting? up a "less government more orgies" sign on my lawn next election. Cash Money? By: ssohood2011. on 15 Apr 12, 17:09:23 Cash Money? how about you take ... By: SleepyQuake. on 13 Apr 12, 12:48:21 how about you take a different angle that's actually funny. something like bill maher's "least funnest person in the world". of course, not many people are as creative. its funny when you cleverly present something? ridiculous with seriousness - thats what satire's about and onionnews lost it fuck onion news. ... By: SleepyQuake. on 13 Apr 12, 12:39:53 fuck onion news. they used to be funny now i? just went through 15 videos and aside from a few minor laughs nothing but bullshit. Got Ron Paul?? By: FuckThisSiteNow. on 13 Apr 12, 05:10:34 Got Ron Paul?? Who else searched ... By: purplehatcult. on 12 Apr 12, 15:32:56 Who else searched for Monkey? Business? You're? sick.... By: OlderThanTime09. on 09 Apr 12, 19:39:11 You're? sick.... This is? the best ... By: SoldierMansVideo. on 09 Apr 12, 01:55:42 This is? the best war for the white house yet That guy is? not ... By: doggy82002. on 07 Apr 12, 11:49:33 That guy is? not sponsored by Accura anymore? This isn't a real ... By: MoldytoasterMedia. on 05 Apr 12, 08:48:14 This isn't a real news network, this is a satirical video? for comedic? purposes. I can't find any? " ... By: WuZiHeng. on 05 Apr 12, 03:00:13 I can't find any? "Monkey Business" videos! It's all a lie! All Online Data Lost After Internet Crash Posted by: TheOnion Video duration: 180 seconds Global video hits: 449998 Breaking News, officials confirm that all online data has been lost after the Internet crashed and was forced to restart. More coverage at: www.onion.com Related: the onion, comedy, satire, news, onion news network, onn Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: Keep on trolling me ... By: Zorro9129. on 26 May 12, 11:19:23 Keep on trolling me. Maybe? in a few years you might make a small dent. Each of us is special. Rather die than ... By: InsanePickle007. on 26 May 12, 04:05:08 Rather die than what? If you die God won't take you. Nobody cares about you. You are meaningless, just like the? rest of us. Nothing special about you. I? would rather die. By: Zorro9129. on 26 May 12, 00:47:19 I? would rather die. What? For ... By: Zorro9129. on 26 May 12, 00:21:37 What? For defending His? teachings? also god and jesus? ... By: InsanePickle007. on 25 May 12, 23:44:02 also god and jesus? hate you. You are wrong bro, ... By: InsanePickle007. on 25 May 12, 23:43:27 You are wrong bro, just give? up the onion network?? ... By: Yeeeooo000. on 22 May 12, 15:52:41 the onion network?? lol hahaha you? idiot Haha, people? these ... By: Hannah Johnson. on 13 May 12, 03:29:02 Haha, people? these days are so gullible i? live 20 minutes ... By: crysis860. on 12 May 12, 02:24:04 i? live 20 minutes from this fucker..i'll go beat him up Teenage boys ... By: SDCParrot. on 07 May 12, 18:54:37 Teenage boys everywhere will? be relieved by this data loss. I don't think you ... By: xynth101088. on 02 May 12, 23:29:19 I don't think you really understood what I was getting at or what he was saying.? It's about taking ... By: MrMihrr. on 02 May 12, 23:18:33 It's about taking the right, not about being given it. At all times in nature has the strongest animal taken the 'right' to dominate other species. In human history the strongest? will has been capable of forcing/convincing his views upon others and made it 'right'. You say we have the right do dominate the world, he says we don't. You are both right, and you are both wrong. there is no truth just subjective opinions, and the strength to impose them on others It's about taking ... By: MrMihrr. on 02 May 12, 23:16:15 It's about taking the right, not about being given it. At all times in nature has the strongest animal taken the 'right' to dominate other species. In human history the strongest will has been capable of forcing/convincing his views upon others and made? it 'right'. He says we have the right do dominate the world, you say we don't. You are both right, and you are both wrong. there is no truth just subjective meanings, and the strength to impose them on others. I-D 10 T Error! ... By: TLTShay. on 26 Apr 12, 10:57:00 I-D 10 T Error! Lol. I watch Onion vids and read the comments just to? see how many retards think it's real. :P You? sir, are an ... By: mindfish21. on 26 Apr 12, 02:54:00 You? sir, are an idiot. is? this for really ... By: UnitedsWorld. on 15 Apr 12, 02:01:53 is? this for really ?? Then how am? I ... By: snufleufugus. on 02 Apr 12, 04:55:07 Then how am? I watch video? He wasn't watching ... By: KieCuster. on 29 Mar 12, 00:44:45 He wasn't watching porn during this crash? This doesn't sound believable...? beautiful? comment By: EvilJirachi. on 24 Mar 12, 16:30:10 beautiful? comment No, intelligence is ... By: xynth101088. on 23 Mar 12, 20:50:03 No, intelligence is just what makes us different. Using that and saying it makes us? superior is just dumb. By that logic a cheetah is the most superior creature because it is the fastest land animal, or a blue whale is superior because it's the biggest sea creature. Being smart does not give us the right to do whatever we want with the other life on the planet. They are just as important as we are and in some cases more important because some keep life as we know it from ending. IE bees for 1. Even an athiest ... By: Zorro9129. on 23 Mar 12, 20:11:10 Even an athiest should recognize that the human race's superior intelligence entitles us to? be the protectors and tenders of all the earth. No matter what your beliefs, I have absolutely no idea how you could disagree with that. I assumed that the religious argument here would (finally) have died out by now. I shall not respond to any more comments on this video. "By "dominion", I ... By: xynth101088. on 23 Mar 12, 16:35:53 "By "dominion", I meant the human race is entitled to rule over and use all other living things." Says who?? Your almighty god that only seems to be able to communicate through a 2000+ year old book that was rewritten numerous times and was originally written by ignorant desert nomads that were less moral than some of the worst criminals today? Cause if so, I call bull shit. Maybe you should do some research for yourself instead of only listening to what your pastor and parents tell you. Lol all this shit ... By: hoshineworld. on 21 Mar 12, 20:39:57 Lol all this shit could aprox use 5 mbit.. xD To crash the internet, all ISP need to crash, and to do this you need to use minimum 3.434.352.543.255.245.643.253.356 GBIT!! For at least 5? hours, but still nice one union network news :P r u joking? if ur ... By: marlito166. on 21 Mar 12, 05:07:50 r u joking? if ur not this is a satire just in case u dont? no Lol the internet ... By: xGetSmartx. on 20 Mar 12, 11:30:12 Lol the internet can never crash, servers are too powerful, lol omg.... This network is? embarrassing. Are We Giving Robots Too Much Power? Posted by: TheOnion Video duration: 130 seconds Global video hits: 831690 Panelists discuss whether controversial decisions by the Robot Congress and President Executron indicate robots have too much control over our lives. More coverage at: onion.com Related: the onion, comedy, satire, news, onion news network, onn Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: ... 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